Some more bad jokes for you
What do you call a spider with no legs? A currant
What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you like but it won’t come!
A bloke buys a bath, but takes it back the next day complaining the water keeps running out. The manager asks “Did you buy a plug?” Bloke replies, “You didn’t say it was electric!”
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me “Oi, what’s your disability mate?” "Tourettes, now f*** off!” I said.
Hope no one is offended
Deborah xxx