Well today I went to the breast clinc aka the NHS spa…
excellent staff and fantastic humour …
started with the lovely Dr doing a massage
then off to the next stages where I was given the dressing gown - but where were the oranges, cranberry juice and slippers … not the best spa in North Yorks thats for sure!
then mamogram which seemd to be akin to strictly come dancing mixed with sadoism … definitely not a 10 from Len
the Ultra sound which again was a massage with subdued lighting but not candles or whale music
followed by the needle treatment … didn’t think I’d signed up for botox!!
My large hard lump fought back and bent 4 needles!! Here’s hoping enough material was gathered to work with.
Will know more next Friday (great the day after my 50th birthday) unless I get the call before.
You have to laugh … don’t you!!