what do you call a 3 legged donkey?
a wonky donkey.
sorry girls, thought it would give us something else to do, my nephew told me this and he thought it was hilarious. x x
Thats great, we need a few laughs on this site at the moment.
Anymore??
Rx
oh yes theres more.
what do you call a fast cake?
scone!!!
knock knock.
who is there?
a boy who cant reach the doorbell.
any funny sayings from your kids?//
my daughter when she was about 8(she is 21 now) on a late walk out to the shop…mum… look at the moon… its semi-detached, and as you can guess I have not let her live this down yet.
what do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?
edward…
what do you call a man with 3 planks of wood on his head?
edward woodward.
what do you call a man with a spade on his head?
dug…
right thats me done now with silly jokes I will start acting my age… ohhhhhh!!! I dont want too…
debbi x x
testing
hi calendar,what is testing?the jokes or just you testing if its writing your text?sorry if its the jokes…hee hee.x.x
heres another one anyway being as though nobody else has got any,what do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
a stick…
I give up!!!
The joke behind my advent calender this morning was:
What do you call a Polar Bear with ear muffs on?
Anything… coz he won’t hear you!!!
The things kids say …
My four year old daughter’s wish list for Christmas? “I want two pink ponies; one pink, one purple and one turquoise.”
Let’s hope SHE knows what she means!
I took my 4 year-old grandson to see two different Santas in two different stores. When asked by the second Santa what he would like for Christmas, he replied “You haven’t got a good memory, I’ve already told you.”
I was talking to my son when he was four about the nativity. I said, ’ and who came to visit Jesus?’ and he said ‘His nanny’ . I said ’ yes, well probably - but what about the three…’ He said ’ oh yes, the three little pigs’.
Another one from him was when I was talking about my work (I’m a police officer). I told him that my job is to catch bad people. He said ‘What - with a net?’
If only it were that easy…
Hi hope you don’t mind me joining in. My son asked what we meant when we said a plant had wilted, my husband said it’s like your mum after she’s had chemo (we try to make a joke of it you see as he is only 9) so my son piped up with does it mean, it will want to wear a wig.