Just rebumping this brilliantly funny thread up for everyone, especialy for those ladies who realy could do with a good giggle and cheering up today.
Hugs to all Linda xx 
breastcancercare.org.uk/community/forums/daily-mail-lastest-bc-story
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Thankyou Cornish girl, I didn’t know where to find it, It certainly puts things onto perspective !!
Maria
lol, I had to google it maria it was the only way to find it !! Its made me smile again and i hope like you it will make others smile too, thanks for suggesting it.
Linda x
Today’s health scare story in the Daily Wail says if ladies have one soft drink a day we are going to drop down with either a heart attack or a stroke. Choose which one you’d like before you crack open that next Diet Coke or Tango…
Oh god cherub ,thats me bu****ed then lol, maybe being t-total all me life wasnt such a good idea after all , out with the soft drinks lol ,Ahhhhhhhhh, dont ya just love the Daily Wail ! Grrrrrrrrrrr! 
It’s a real cheek of the Daily Mail to make fun of dubious cancer stories - it’s their own bread and butter. Someone started a weblog once called something like What the Daily Mail thinks causes cancer, but I’m afraid it petered out.
What really scares me is my mother avidly reads the Daily Wail and believes every word - so many family debates over the years but she wont budge - if its in the Wail, it’s true :-). What is more scary is that in every other aspect, I consider her to be an intelligent, pragmatic and level headed woman, the power of the press I guess…
Russell Howard did a song about the Daily Mial called "Everything Gives You Cancer "lol, also love Dan & Dans Daily Mail song ! Says it all realy doesnt it lol.
youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI
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