Delia v's Real Women

Delia v’s Real Women

Delia v’s Real Women This was forwarded to me by my sister, hope you enjoy it! Valerie x

Delia’s Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

The Real Woman’s Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia’s Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Woman’s Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia’s Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Woman’s Way
Tesco sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia’s Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

The Real Woman’s Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s tough! Please recite with me the Real Woman’s motto: “I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes.”

Delia’s Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks

The Real Woman’s Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia’s Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman’s Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won’t give a damn.

Delia’s Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Real Woman’s Way
Why do I have a man?

Finally the most important tip

Delia’s Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

The Real Woman’s Way
Left over wine??? Hello!!!

Reply Thanks – I have been trying to be a domestic goddess for years, and failing miserably! Nice to know that I am a Real Woman instead and will keep trying to be even more of a Real Woman.

Love
Thistle

Ha Ha. Very very good!!!
Linda xx

Enjoyed this, Valerie, and oh so true!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha …ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! Love it!!! I’m a real woman!!! “Left over wine”…wot’s that???

Geraldine

Thank You Thanks for making me laugh again, was having a really miserable day till i read your posting, so thank you for proving we are real women and sometimes we get it very wrong