Di-Hydrogen Monoxide

The Invisible Killer

Di-hydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted
thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental
inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of di-hydrogen monoxide do not end there.
Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage.
Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and
possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance.
For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Di-hydrogen monoxide:

is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the “greenhouse effect.”
may cause severe burns.
Inhaling is a killer
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!

Quantities of di-hydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream,
lake, and reservoir in Britain today. But the pollution is global,
and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has
caused millions of pounds of property damage in the UK.

Despite the danger, di-hydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains
contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done
to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is
extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The government has refused to ban the production, distribution,
or use of this damaging chemical due to its “importance to the economic
health of this nation.” In fact, the navy and other military
organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing
multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilise it during warfare situations.
Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a
highly sophisticated underground distribution network.
Many store large quantities for later use.

The Horror Must Be Stopped!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical.
What you don’t know can hurt you and others throughout the world.

dhmo.org/

PS please note the category this thread is in :wink:

rofl -(roll on floor laughing for those that dont do abbreviations!) i think it is even leaking out of my eyes as i read this.
Next time you reach for that glass of wine add some to it.

dawnhc

it took me a while but reading it through again replacing the word its very funny

i first did something similar for my year 10 pupils when i was teacher training - on 1st april, i will add. It actually fitted in very neatly with the topic we were covering.
The best part was my mentor having to explain to parents the next day!

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