Hi Girls,
Those of you who read my Ode to a Booby will know that since my Rads I have this rather large pert breast on one side which looks as if I have just 3 weeks in the Caribbean. The other one in total contrast is the orginal small, white droopy version.
Now I am not a weirdo but I wanted my OH to take a sort of before and after picture maybe to look back on someday or take to show my daughter in South Africa next year.
Would he do it? ‘No way’ he said it would make me feel like a pervert, and what if someone got hold of it. I said of course they wouldn’t, I have my own little printer and would delete from camera anyway. Apart from that no-one would know it was me ,I didn’t want my face on it. Anyway no amount of begging would get him to change his mind.
Not to be beaten I thought I would do myself so I held the camera at arms length facing my breast and click click!. All I got was what looked like a very blurred surface of a craterof the moon! Too close thought I ,so I set the camera on auto , stood back and placed myself in what I thought was the right position. Wrong! The first one was a picture of my lounge window, so I adjusted the camera position and this time got a picture of my mouth and double chin! Six times I tried it but no, I got fed up and have given it up as a bad job.
My only other option I thought was to ask one of my girlfriend, but then I changed my mind on that one also.
My final ploy is this week-end to hopefully get my OH in a romantic mood (know what I mean) and then give him the camera and tell him that he either takes the picture or he can stop right there!!(lol).
Oh my goodness Norma that is hilarious, just picturing you with the camera at different angles and the results gave me a laugh.
I am beginning to think all the treatment makes us ‘nuts’.
On my old phone i have about 30 pics with my hair at different lengths or no lengths at all and different hats. I just can’t delete them.
Was always sorry i never took a pic of boob before it was cut off, mind u just lookin at pics the Aug before all this on holiday in Fuertaventura and my lovely cleavage makes me mourn.
Now you must give us an update of the weekend not too many graphic details mind!!!
Tips for taking photo of your booby and hubby getting his oats :). Presumably you have a digital camera with an lcd screen? Stand in front of large mirror - close enough to see image on said lcd screen. Point at pert booby holding camera at arms length and press shutter. Alternative method: place stool on floor between body and mirror. Place camera on stool and kneeling in front of stool, while viewing image in mirror, take careful note of position. Set camera to self-timer mode. Kneel back down in front of camera, quickly check image (remember to smile cos you may not have got the position quite right) and wait. Oh and remember to take cover off lens.
Hope that helps normski LOL
Dawn
p.s.could have gone on to next stage but might get moderated.
That’s so funny I couldn’t even comtemplate the moment for laughing. The images it conjurs up in my mind!
Bye the way Dawn, is this a tried and tested method?
Oh yes, what do you think if I went Woolworth and tried it in one of their kiosks, the I could get 4 copies!!(lol).
