Favourite doctor joke

Favourite doctor joke

Favourite doctor joke Patient: “Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a moth.”

Doctor: “I’m afraid I can’t help you. You could always try the psychiatrist next door.”

Patient: “I know, but your light was on.”

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That’s a good one, lol.

Michelle.

Groan! The doctor asked me how I got concussion

I said “a load of books fell on my head”

he said “well, you’ve only got your shelf to blame”

favourite joke “Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me”

“Next patient please”

And another one…! " Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I’m a pair of curtains".

" Don’t be silly and just pull yourself together!"

Jo

Doctor, Doctor, … I keep thinking I’m a bridge!

What’s come over you, man?

So far , a lorry, two vans and a scooter…

Kitty

Patient: Doctor Doctor, sometimes I feel like a wigwam sometimes I feel like a teepee

Doctor: You’re too tense.

Booktitles anybody?

“Clifftop Tragedy” by Eileen Dover

Lollypop