I like my men like I like my garden - pleasant to look at but easy to maintain.
new word - steak
I like my men like I like my steak - sizzling, juicy and delectable
new word - shutters
I like my men like I like my shutters - drawn or closed
drat - new word…
FIREPLACE
I like my men like I like my fireplace - I can’t see the mantlepiece whilst stoking the fire
new word - sandwiches
I like my men like I like my sandwiches - thick
new word - curtains
I like my men like I like my curtains - pulled
New word - sofa
baaddddd, aj…yet good
I like my men like I like my sofa - comfortable, soft yet durable
new word - concrete
I like my men like I like my sofa - deep set and comfy
Oh dear here we go then
I like my men like I like my concrete - rock hard
New word - fireworks [in tribute to my 1000 post in the DDI]
drat - forgot the new word - chemo brain, new excuse, usually my excuse is “having a blonde moment”
I like my men like I like my fireworks - going off with a big bang!
new word…alligator
i like my men like I like my alligator - powerful and horny!
new word
ice-cream
omg, we are going to get raided soon…
but tis fun
I like my men like I like my ice cream - cool, satifying and lickable
new word - beach
I like my men like I like my beach - gritty and tidal
new word - liquorice
i like my men like I like liquorice - soothing to suck and tasty( we are going to get thrown off!)
new word
shower
I like my men like I like my shower - hot (we are SOOOO going to get thrown off!!!)
new word
wall
nearly used the Scottish word for “wall”, “dyke” as my OH away building one at present, but I thought that was going too far…sooo
WALL
I like my men like I like my wall - straight and soooo solid
washing machine
I like my men like I like my washing machine - front loading and vibrating
MOBILE PHONE
I like my men like I like my mobile phone - compact with many features
SHOES