I LIKE MY MEN/WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY ...BLANK

ROFL!

I like my men like I like water - smooth, deep yet ripply

shed

i like my men like I like my shed - down at the bottom of the garden and with a huge hosepipe

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warbrobe

lol Cathy x

I like my men like a wardrobe…big and bulky but can fit in anywhere.

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ear-muffs

I like my men like I like my ear - muffs-- round and fluffy and keeps me warm

mushroom

i like my men stuffed…

hmmm

headphones

i like my men like headphones - hears everything thats said to them .

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knickerbockers

i like my men like knickerbockers… plenty of room for manouevre…

WW1

I like my men like WW1 - I can’t even remember it any more!!!

new word : pencil sharpener

I like my men like a good pencil sharpener - leaving me smooth but ready to start again

new word: catamaran

I like my men like I like my catamaran- a smooth ride even when the going gets tough

television

i like my men like I like my television - easy to turn on

shotgun

I like my men like a shotgun…not firing blanks

piano

i like my men like i like a piano - lovely white teeth and a shiny black exterior - I am getting worse

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farmer

no wonder they are calling you a hussy at the pub Cathy!!!

I like my men like I like my farmer - strong, productive and fertile

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LAUNDRETTE

We are a frustrated bunch aren’t we

I like my men like I like the laundrette - a fast spin once a week

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SHREK [yes we are watching it]

i like my men like shrek- big, muscular but gentle

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solid

I like my men (like) solid - in all departments!

PS not true as I have always hated six-packs - not that I’ve met that many!

new word - stapler

I like my men like I like my stapler - easy to grip …with a punch

honey

i like my men like honey… smooth on the tongue

gasometer

I like my men like I like my gasometer - revved up and ready to go

New word

money