Okay, Here goes, not sure if this one maybe too hard to follow…
Deck our heads with wigs and scarfs,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the time to shed our hair,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel, …
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tried the Cold Cap
Was too Narrow
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the blazing Yule before us,
Fantastic - love it!!
Coincidentally last year I did a version which I posted on my blog. I re-named it the 12 days of chemo…
feistybluegeckofightsback.wordpress.com/2010/01/14/the-twelve-days-of-chemo/
Here it is:
On the first day of chemo these delights came to me
The most scary, bright pink pee
On the second day of chemo these delights came to me
Total exhaustion and some more scary bright pink pee
On the third day of chemo, these delights came to me
A very queasy tum, total exhaustion,
but no more funny pink pee
On the fourth day of chemo, these delights came to me
Very fuzzy head, one queasy tum, total exhaustion,
but no more funny pink pee
On the fifth day of chemo, these delights came to me
A foul tasting mouth
very fuzzy head, queasy tum, total exhaustion,
but no more funny pink pee
On the sixth day of chemo, these delights came to me
Dreadful constipation,
foul tasting mouth
very fuzzy head, queasy tum, total exhaustion,
but no more funny pink pee
On the seventh day of chemo, these delights came to me
Clumps of hair a falling, dreadful constipation,
foul tasting mouth
very fuzzy head, queasy tum, total exhaustion,
but no more funny pink pee
On the eighth day of chemo, these delights came to me
Skin nerves a jangling, clumps of hair a falling, dreadful
constipation,
foul tasting mouth
very fuzzy head, queasy tum, total exhaustion,
but no more funny pink pee
On the ninth day of chemo, these delights came to me
Needless tears a falling, skin nerves a jangling, clumps of hair a
falling, dreadful constipation,
foul tasting mouth,
very fuzzy head, queasy tum, total exhaustion,
but no more funny pink pee
On the tenth day of chemo, these delights came to me
Clumsiness and stumbling, needless tears a falling, skin nerves a
jangling, clumps of hair a falling, dreadful constipation,
foul tasting mouth,
very fuzzy head, queasy tum, total exhaustion,
but no more funny pink pee
On the eleventh day of chemo, these delights came to me
Grumpy bad temper, clumsiness and stumbling, needless tears a falling,
skin nerves a jangling, clumps of hair a falling, dreadful
constipation,
foul tasting mouth,
very fuzzy head, queasy tum, total
exhaustion,
but no more funny pink pee
On the twelfth day of chemo, these delights came to me
Blood counts a dropping, grumpy bad temper, clumsiness and stumbling,
needless tears a falling, skin nerves a jangling, clumps of hair a
falling, dreadful constipation,
foul tasting mouth,
very fuzzy head, queasy tum, total exhaustion,
but no more funny pink pee
That’s just bl**dy brilliant! x
Loved that! ESP skin nerves a jangling, great description
That is fab! debx
See the blazing Yule before us
fa la la la la, la la la la
I wish breast cancer had ignored us
fa la la la la, la la la la
now I’m bald, I’m fat, I’m minging
fa la la , fa la la, la la la
I’ve got a beard and I’m sick of whinging
fa la la la la, la la la la
Well done Vickie PMSL… x
My arm pits sweat like pigs in summer
fa la la la la, la la la la
this no deodrant’s such a bummer
fa la la lala, la la la la
with rock hard breast and wrinkly nipple
fa la la, fa la la, la la la
methadones now my favourite tipple
fa la la la la, la la la la
love it!
only 50 feel like Ninety
fa la la la la, la la la la
hobbling round,just like my aunty
fa la la la la, la la la la
cramp in feet,and viens like wire
fa la la la la, la la la la
Bloody flushes, im on fire!
fa la la la la, la la la la
Crazy corkscrew curls on head
fa la la la la, la la la la
No libido, but hot in bed.
fa la la la la, la la la la
No more needles, think I’ll faint
fa la la la la, la la la la
Pink and fluffy it sure ain’t!
fa la la la la, la la la la
BRILLIANT !!!
So here goes, this is what we have !!! it should be sent to the newspapers !!!
Deck our heads with wigs and scarfs,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the time to shed our hair,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel, …
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tried the Cold Cap
Was too Narrow
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the blazing Yule before us
fa la la la la, la la la la
I wish breast cancer had ignored us
fa la la la la, la la la la
now I’m bald, I’m fat, I’m minging
fa la la , fa la la, la la la
I’ve got a beard and I’m sick of whinging
fa la la la la, la la la la
My arm pits sweat like pigs in summer
fa la la la la, la la la la
this no deodrant’s such a bummer
fa la la lala, la la la la
with rock hard breast and wrinkly nipple
fa la la, fa la la, la la la
methadones now my favourite tipple
fa la la la la, la la la la
only 50 feel like Ninety
fa la la la la, la la la la
hobbling round,just like my aunty
fa la la la la, la la la la
cramp in feet,and viens like wire
fa la la la la, la la la la
Bloody flushes, im on fire!
fa la la la la, la la la la
Crazy corkscrew curls on head
fa la la la la, la la la la
No libido, but hot in bed.
fa la la la la, la la la la
No more needles, think I’ll faint
fa la la la la, la la la la
Pink and fluffy it sure ain’t!
fa la la la la, la la la la
Keep it coming ladies… xxx
May I suggest The Daily Mail!
Just brilliant. Cheered me up no end. Know what version I’ll be singing at the church carol service on Sunday evening. It’s so good to know that I’m not alone with all this and there is so much humour. Oh crikey here come the tears again …
I’m only fifty but feel like eighty
fa la la la la la la la la
my bones all ache and I’m really shakey
fa la la la la la la la la
My rampant rabbit is all I have in bed
fa la la la la la la la la
Even that doesn’t work cos it’s batteries are dead
fa la la la la la la la la
I’ll buy some new ones from the shop up the street
fa la la la la la la la la
And I will be in for a little treat
fa la la la la la la la la
Don’t forget to check each Jolly
fa la la la la, la la la la
Forget the bells, forget the holly
fa la la la la, la la la la
mouth feels like I licked a toilet
fa la la la la la la la la
diarrhoea will try and spoil it
fa la la la la la la la la
soon the fatigue will settle in
fa la la la la la la la la
Bald head looks worse with a 3 chins
fa la la la la la la la la. xxx
muffet your the best, you know how to get us all rolling!heres my offer;
Paranoids my middle name
fa la la la la la la la la
Aches and pains just aint the same
fa la la la la la la la la
Doc, please help, I need a scan
fa la la la la la la la la
Let me know, im still all woman
fa la la la la, la la la la
Nice one somersetlady!!! Keep adding ladies!