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I think we need to pour something slightly stronger than tea down the straw that goes into the cupboard they’ve locked the techies in, perhaps a slosh of Pimms might do the trick?
And I know Rich Tea biscuits are the only things flat enough to slide under the door, but perhaps we could try taking a rolling pin to a cream tea for them, and slide the resultant pulp under the door for them to lick off the floor? (On second thoughts, that sounds completely disgusting and the poor souls would probably just slip on the squished cream. Perhaps we’d better stick to Rich Tea biscuits until I can think of something a bit less icky!)
