Aagh they are not just wellies …they are m and s wellies!
Now what about this Willy warmer for Gerald …by chance last night when him indoors nipped to the pub …I got my knitting needles out and did a few. I have three sizes …small medium and liar…what do we think.
I do hope bear keeps the the quads a bit busier for longer so we can enjoy Mr Hollywood’s buns!
Marirose …this is your fault getting me involved in all this …what r we like ?
Hugs xxx
Carolyn you are enjoying the cafe to the full it’s nice to see it back up and running. Oh Julie Hot Cross Bun’s I love them can I eat the winner? Bun I mean I’m not that hungry I have eaten so much chocolate and drunk so much champers I am ready for a sleep under the willow. Carolyn there are no ants under the tree we don’t have nasty bugs and flies here only nice butterflys ladybirds and everything that is nice.
will chat later Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
-Sorry had to leave as soon as bun comp was over as hubby needed his wellies back so he could go to his allotment and pick some sprouts. Hes already moaning how hard it is to get the pink paint and sparkles off.
Where are all the other ladies I saw at cyber cafe this afternoon …Come on don’t b shy.
Cyber hugs xxx
Just to spoil the humour here …every time I go into the cyber cafe thread …it hits page 14 and of course there are postings from Belinda and Helen. I would like to say RIP to these two special ladies and others and pledge to keep this thread going in their honour.
Cyber hugs xx
Marirose won the bun comp …hers were definately the best …nice and fresh and spicy with fresh strawberry jam on.
Doh …who is dc …all I can think of is dot cotton and I just cant go back thru all the threads.
There is rumour that the cafe will b open at ten tomorrow with hot chocolate , topped with marshmallows and frothy cream. There will also b lots of trays of fondant fancies.
Think I may venture there and sit under the willow tree now marirose assures me no ants.
I shall not b in the tutu or wellies …just look for a bag lady dressed in fake ugg boots from primark, tight leggings and a tee shirt which is short and two sizes too small.
Cyber hugs xx
Why didn’t you wake me up someone ate my bun was it you Marie. Carolyn DC is one of Helen’s hubbies and was Daniel Craig look at page 27 to find the other hubbies Marie has flirted with them all even poor Windy Miller went through getting his heart broken.
Well time to go back home my bath awaites xxx
My my ladies, what a bunch of hussys!!! ? sounds like you had a ball yesterday in the cafe! I’m well jel!!! Not impressed having to step over you all though to get to the counter for a cuppa. And what are all these willy warmers doing hanging from the daffs??? Well I bet you all have a sore head this morning…haha you go girls!!!
Hugs Janette xxxx
Wrll
I’m truly appalled ladies at the state of the cafe. I have tripped over flippers and snorkel that the quads used for Easter egg diving. There are champagne bottles everywhere and bits of hot cross bun everywhere. Oh and Helens hubbys are just sneaking out the back door with baseball caps and dark glasses so wont get any help from them cleaning up. Best ring dirtbusters to get this place cleaned up.
If u remember I went home early as hubs needed his wellies back so I’m not paying the bill.
I’m just going to take my hot chocolate and lemon fondant fancy out to the willow tree. Hang about who’s that tied to the tree ? It’s Mr butler and ugh he’s covered in squirty cream and strawberries. Poor man …I need answers what happened here last night ladies?
Oh bless him he’s also got a lime green Willy warmer on his nose …he looks like spud from bob the builder …in drag.
Questions need to b asked what disgusting behaviour …Poor Mr butler he has just run off in a state of fear …he will never b the same again.
Cyber hugs xc
Hiya .yes I heard that lady Maria had palmed the quads on you for a while …sooo she is liberated and childfree at the moment …somehow I know she’s more involved in this then she lets on. I’m still waiting to hear from marirose too.
I’m back in the cafe and noticed its been busy …all the lemon and pink fondant fancies have gone …so just the chocolate ones left.
Dirtbusters have done a good clear up job but they are charging extra to clean up sparkles off the floor ( might have been my wellies) and
Squrty cream off the chairs. Someone also changed the salt and sugar canisters over and complaints have been made by some having chips and getting sugar on them and some have added salt to their earl grey tea and not happy.
Cyber hugs xxx
Don’t blame me for the mess I have been in the windmill with windy we were drinking Bailey Latte’s and chatting. I was getting quite worried at some of the things you were all getting up to with spin the bottle I didn’t want to play anymore I was feeling wet with the champagne spray that was being thrown around. Carolyn I think you have become a bad influence Windy was upset that the willy warmer that Ross gave him was so small.
I am having a cream tea in the garden its nice and warm there. x
Thought so. Lady Maria knows a lot more about this Fiesco than she is letting on and of course she is fancy free as she hasent got the quads to look after either. Helens hubs haven’t been seen since this morning and somehow I think they might b holed up at lady Maria’s des res somewhere.
Chocolates is really struggling with the quads and feeling frazzled …but she has managed to borrow Helen’s DVD of frozen and so now has four boys singing “let it go” at the top of their voices in her lounge …mind u a family pack of Pringles and a large bottle of fizzy pop might b to blame.
I’m sorry the Willy warmer was too small for Ross so maybe I will get the knitting needles out again and knit another larger one but I only have orange and red wool so at least it will b colour ful.
Cyber hugs xxx
Well ladies the cafe is now open for business this morning …its all cleaned and no trace of the goings on from the weekend.
Lady Maria Im glad you have owned up to having Helens hubbys and I hope they are earning thier keep.
Well menu this morning is warm cheese scones and fruit ones. Various fresh baked cakes and warm bagels and baguettes. Coffee, tea . and of course hot chocolate with marshmallows BUT no squirty cream is allowed on the premises ( management decision).
Ive just opened the doors to the garden and the tables and chairs look nice with gingham tableclothes. The windmill ( Mariroses love nest) is looking very inviting and the sun is sparkling on the lake. The butterflys and birds are just softly fluttering around. The willow tree has two lovely rocking chairs under it and a three legged cat sits snoozing in the sun.
Wait a minute Bear is sat in a dinghy in the middle of the lake tied up …Lady Maria those quads have been up to no good again. Ive just released him and hes sat enjoying a coffee and fruit scone.
Well I have to go as I have two large boxes of sprouts from hubbys allotment to sort out .
Cyber Hugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Well the cafe is now closing for the day …quiet day but no doubt everyone is still hungover.
Rumour has it Mr butler caught a Ryanair flight back to Ireland and has had to double his medication to cope with the shocking behaviour over the weekend. I think bear sneaked off to lady Maria’s place to tackle a wasp nest and to sort out the mole hills on the croquet lawn.
Cyber hugs xxx
Well I popped into the cafe early this morning and took my latte and cheese scone out to the willow tree. Well there was chocolates fast asleep in the rocking chair with a huge smile on her face and so I think that windy Miller was involved during the night with something? All will b revealed no doubt. Giggles the three legged cat was fast asleep in the other rocking chair and so I gave him a quick tickle.
I’m so pleased that the quads have been sorted out as its all too much for chocolates.
Well Easter is now out the way and we must b planning may day weekend now. We must sort out the Morris men and maypole …dc, Mr h, poldark and windy Miller must all b rounded up to b fitted out for their outfits and dance step practice. The bouncy castle will need to b inflated again and ideas ladies for side shows?
Cyber hugs xx
No problem …it will be laid out on the table waiting for you …Might have to move the cat out the way though.
Any ideas for May day?
Cyber hugs xxxxxxxxx
No may day is still a long way off and your birthday this weekend is a welcome distraction.
We will get all the party planners involved and see what we can do but u do realise there will b stripagrams involved if chocolates and marirose get some imput. Squirty cream is still banned so we must try new options.
I shall b there as I have some nice sparkly purple killer heels to wear and I can get my Hermes bag out of its tissue paper.
Cyber hugs xxx
Oh no Maria …I have been ringing around to get the entertainment sorted for Saturday but no success anyway. Cold play and Duran Duran declined after hearing about previous mishaps. I found an Elvis tribute act but when I had his photo e mailed …he was 70, bald and had a fluffy grey beard so not convincing enough.
But I was thinking about a " coyote ugly" night. ( Google if u don’t know the film) we could all dance on the tables and spray champers and not get angry eyes from the other guests.
The hunting is a bit Mildewed and got sick stains on it but a drop of vanish will sort. The bouncy castle has two punctures ( who bounced on it last wearing stilettos ?) But bear will fix it.
Cyber hugs xx
This is serious me ! The cyber cafe isnt grabbing enough interest …how about if I email bcc website and ask them to change it to :
The pink ladies cyber cafe or something.
Am I being disrespectful to Helen and Belinda ?
I realise I’m still a newbie here and respect that.
Thanks Nicky .I totally agree with you
Sometimes my brain doesn’t engage with my fingers when I’m typing. Hubs says I need to have my smartphone surgically removed from my hands!
I was hoping to get a lot more interest here …but to b honest I’ve only just found it after six months …and now I’ve hijacked it. I hope I don’t offend anyone …but if I do please say or report me.
Cyber hugs xx