Took drug early
Started. To worry
Spoke to matron
All now sorted
Im an idiot
Gin and chocolate!
How about vodka?
Iced tonic water?
And a straw
Shaken not stirred !!
Ready to drink
Cheese and biscuits?
Oh, yes please
We can share xxx
Must have chocolate
Sad day USA?
Trump has triumphed
Emigrate to Canada ?
God bless America
Will it hurt ?