Useless Presents!

I know i may sound ungrateful but hubby has just bought me a bonsai tree.
I cant keep plants alive and this has no instructions on how to look after it.

What useless pressies have you had.

i swear this poor plant will be dead in a week.
Rx

Well my husband bought me a belt sander for my 45th birthday in 2002 so while he sat watching the World Cup I was down on my hands and knees trying to resurface a wooden floor. Hopefully I made plenty of noise!!!