Is the date for my re-construction…hopefully the final step in my ‘journey’
I’m hoping for the same ![]()
a green christmas …
not to be pucking up or falling asleep on Christmas Day.
Dear Santa,
You might recall that on my birthday last year, a week before Christmas, you sent me several lumps. I wasn’t sure what to do at first, but I’m pretty much an expert now.
To be honest with you, I’ve had enough of playing the cancer game. I don’t think I’m very good at it. I’ve lost my business, a few friends and a breast, which I was rather fond of. My arm doesn’t work properly and so some of my favourite things-to-do are out of the question. It’s not the most fun a girl can have. I realised it was all getting out of hand when the poisoning bit nearly killed me.
So if you wouldn’t mind, it’d be nice if we could play something else now. I know that the rules say I’ve got another 6 months’ shenanigans to go, but I’d be jolly pleased if you’d part-exchange the rest of the game for something a little less risky. Or perhaps send me a get-out-of-jail card, in case things get any worse.
And if that sits well with you, I know a few thousand others who’d like to renegotiate the rules too.
Thank you,
Really-quite-a-good-girl.
Lol
What I’d like for Christmas is … My hair back
Didn’t mind losing it but have had enough of being bald, having a cold head etc…
Rusty
is for no one else to ever have to join this forum or any like it because Santa listened to Tanya and agreed that enough was enough. And then he waved a magic elf and all treatment was finished…and then he left me a pony.
Hear, hear
That would be the best present ever - no need for this forum (in the nicest possible way) or any like it!!
SJ xx
All of the above please Father Christmas…
oh, and DONNY OSMOND please!
XXXXX
I agree, all the above plus winning some bets on horse racing on Boxing Day, and perhaps Brad Pitt dressed up nice!
Myfanwy x
Ive got my christmas being alive with the best family i could ever ask for
Update to previous comment. The look on my kids faces Christmas morning when they realise I’ve had two more Christmas’s with them than originally thought!!!
Snoogle
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