145 When you thought winning the lottery would solve all your problems
145 when it didn't bother you watching The Adams Family without feeling you look like Uncle Fester on a good day
I love this thread!
When you tell all and sundry that you have had a poo
You say 'thank you' to the nurse when she puts a minus 5 cold cap on your head
Stare at the various shades of green and wonder at the sheer beautifulness of mother nature
Get "crazy woman" looks when you point out the beauty of mother nature!
Sympathise when your hubbie has a 'cold' and you say the imortal words............. "I can only imagine" (how cr** you are feeling).
136 when your boobs actually moved and bounced when you moved, instead of being two rock hard lumps stuck to your chest
129 When you never thought you would have the shiny bald dome before your other half. He was so chuffed!
130 When you didn't look at each flower and tree and wonder at their beauty as if it was the last time. You know it isn't but you seem to appreciate them more now.
121 When your head didn't look like a tennis ball (comments from loving daughter)
122 you made long term plans and didn't cross your fingers that you would still be ok
I love this - it has made me smile, and reminded me I'm not alone.
I've got 2 to add (sorry lost track of numbers)
- When you had a short term memory (for names, faces, shopping lists, where you put ...just about anything)
- When you thought those little fans they sell at shop counters were an amusing novelty rather than a necessity - I hate hot flushes!!!!
Thank goodness we all understand.
112 when you could just get a shower in 5 minutes without it involving copious moisturising of peeling hands and feet afterwards....and drying your boobs with a hairdryer!
84..you could feel the spray of deoderant in your armpit.
85..staging and grading was how well your kids were doing at school.