Tee hee Carolyn, I've been busted (sorry for the pun)! Joking apart, diagnosis knocks us all for six. I've got through my worst bit but I am acutely aware that many ladies are having a much tougher time than me at the moment so I am just trying try to lighten the mood and cheer everyone up a bit with this thread. Please feel free to exercise your chuckle muscles (as Sir Ken Dodd says) and add your own contributions.
Today it's a rainy Monday and so to cheer you all up I have composed a wee Ode to a Grumpy Lady I encountered recently who was determined to be unpleasant and confrontational.
The next time you want to take a pop at me
I would strongly advise you to stay "schtum"
Cos when you purse your lips in disapproval
Do you know they look just like a cat's bum?