Today it’s a rainy Monday and so to cheer you all up I have composed a wee Ode to a Grumpy Lady I encountered recently who was determined to be unpleasant and confrontational.
The next time you want to take a pop at me
I would strongly advise you to stay “schtum”
Cos when you purse your lips in disapproval
Do you know they look just like a cat’s bum? :smileyhappy: