The world is my oyster..
mmm gritty, cold, smells of fish, in a shell - not my kind of world!
A rolling stone gathers no moss
who wants to roll mick jagger anyway (sorry)
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar...
Who wants to catch flies, anyway? Unless you are a frog.
cleaniless is next to Godliness..... so who's a little devil then? (apart from me!)
'nothing acts faster than Anadin'
then use nothing
laughter is the best medicine
Unless you've got syphillis - in which case Penicillin is a better bet
Neither a borrower nor a lender be
and give Iceland a miss
Walls have ears....
so can they hear you when you come home plastered!?
One swallow doesn't make a summer....
....but it can be the start of an eating binge.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear.
besides, that would look stupid.
Putting the cart before the horse is a man's way of doing things
many hands make light work
how come that dosen't happen in my house?
hahahaha... nice FB....good one am very tempted to pull off hair sometimes when people look a bit to long
new one
Before trying to find the needle in the haystack,
Smack the fool who dropped it there.
just realised i've been dong this wrong!
how about ...
a problem shared is a problem halved....
unless you tell the wrong person you have BC in which case they could drive you nuts and it could be a problem mulitplied
how about don't pull your hair out
unless youre taking it off at night to go to bed
sorry about that!
don't pull your hair out!
or
don't pull your wig off!
a problem shared is a problem spread around a bit!
prob neither!!! if you care you do....
spare the rod, spoil the child unless you need it for curtains
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.........
Can be contradicted by another proverb....Out of sight, out of mind.....
Which is correct??
The wish is father to the thought: farther than I'd wished, I thought.
let sleeping dogs lie unless you want to go to E&R
The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you're actually in battle.
To many cooks spoil the broth
So let someone else do dinner
If a job's worth doing properly get a woman to do it!
Good fences make good neighbors. But you still wish their stupid dogs would shut up.
say something nice or nothing at all.
Yeah, right
people in glasshouses should invest in curtains
Still waters run deep. So that's a good place to hide the body.
ne'er cast a cloot til may be oot unless you have a man to keep you warm!
if you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen unless you are having salad
A watched pot never boils. Until it does.
the way to a man's heart is through his stomach if you wanna clog his arteries, make sure he's insured!
faint heart never won fair lady
its not your heart she is bothered about!
better the devil you know till you meet a better angel
When the cats away who can you blame for the smell?
Live and let live Especially if you've had BC
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy but is he is rich, who cares if he's dull!
don't go to bed on an argument
knock each other out first
Don't have too many irons in the fire
unless someone else is ironing for you!
a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
unless there's a cat in it!
A women's work is never done And done mine never is!
New Game - for some of the most witty women I know
Type in a well known (or not so well known) proverb ........but add another line that either improves the saying or distracts from it.
I will start.
Two many cooks spoil the broth. But at least you won’t go hungry.
