Wide Hips Excite NUDISTS
I laughed ! Sorry about forgetting the capitals ...
WHEN Approached Never Kill Eric Rightaway
Gweneth - Run Away Now!
This Incident Nauseated GRAN Labouring in Neighbour's Garden
TINGLING Erotically Afterwards
Dodgy Edward Masterbated Often Coming Right After TEA!
Every Lecherous DEMOCRAT Experiences Romantic Sex
Olivia Lied, Dangerous ELDERS Rumbled
Compulsive OLDER Undergraduates Live Dangerously
Never, Oh Never, COULD Harold Agreeably Listen Again Noiselessly To Lily Yelling
Arrogant Nefarlous Gary Endlessly Lied Ignorantly NONCHALANTLY Again
Incessant Sex Often Leaves ANGELINA Tired Every Day
Feeling Really ISOLATED Eva Dined
( on her own by the sound of that meal Fiz)
sorry about the "endup" but I was desperate!
Pretty Eva Rarely FRIED Ostritch Real Meat Arguing Nutty Casseroles Endup Sweeter
Naughhty Igor's past PERFORMANCES left everybody shocked.
Don't annoint NIPPLES - cream is no good.
Always Prepare Prior -Even After Rigerous Energetic DANCING
Even Vicki Excercised Naked, Training Usually APPEARED To Transform Youthfulness
Surely Old Men EVENTUALLY Thank Hannah In New Gold
SOMETHING Unusually Private Prevented Eric´s Return
Elvis Masturbates Boldly Leaving Emily Making SUPPER
Trolls roll off underpass but leave EMBLEMS down
Swinging Around Never TROUBLED Auntie Sissy
SANTA'S Extreme Xmas Lust Inseminated Five Elves!
Camelhair undies ruined Brigid's SEXLIFE
Nibbling ice CURBS excitement
Terry ran after Mike, pushed over Laura, invited Nicola indoors- NICE guy!!!
(at least we've all still got one of those!!!!)
TRAMPOLINING In Crude Knickers Largely Exposes Your ......
Loose Underwear Seems TICKLEY
( What a rude thread - what a giggle)
Topper - am crying with laughter - made up for a horrible day - thanks girls!!!
LUST Is Predictably Stimulating
Dreaming of luscious LIPS oddly pleases Sir.
Ejaculating Just After Coma Usually Leaves About Three Even DOLLOPS
Then He EJACULATED
THE Initial Climax Killed Lover Ernie
Did I Say A Sexy TICKLE Earns Rewards?!
Lovers Usually Result In DISASTER
Coming a lot leaves girls in rather LURID situations
Lots of CALLGIRLS Are Living In Tycoon's Yachts
Some People Enjoy Coming In Any LOCALITY If Theyre Young
Shock Horror Over Charles's Kinky SPECIALITY
Bonking At Local Library SHOCKS
Nibbling Under Mens BALLS Satisfies
sorry NUMBS
Mastubating Energetically Always Numbs Inside Nubile Girls
What a wild and wonderful bunch we are!!!
Or Rather Gasps and Sighs MEANING Satisfaction
Most ORGASMS Mean Ecstacy Not Troublesome Sensations
Most Enjoyable MOMENTS Burgeon Entirely Round Sex
Touching intimate MEMBERS enables sex