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"Have you used Google yet" said Tom searchingly

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"I hit my head" said Tom bashfully

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"I've failed my driving test again" said Tom dejectedly

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"Ill let you walk free" said the judge mercifully

ps you made me laugh with that last one olivia

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"Fancy a quickie" said Tom cockily

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" I always answer honestly" says Ruth truthfully

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"I'll show you mine if you show me yours" said Tom tantalisingly

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" I need another drink, Give me a large glass of Merlot" Tom Whined

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"You have a big bum" said Tom rudely

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"Why do I have to go to the bank to collect my jobseekers allowance," Tom whined ineffectively.

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" I've just collected my Jobseekers allowance" Tom said dolefully

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"I am seriously rich and handsome" said Tom boastfully

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"Im very shy" said Mary meekly

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"I'm coming" said Tom hurriedly

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'I like strawberries in pastry' said Tom tartly

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"I went to Eton" said Tom snobbishly

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"It seems to be better to squeeze your orange vertically" Tom deduced

( De - juiced)

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'Go to Hell' said Tom devilishly

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"I ate all the pies" said Sarah greedily

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"Well, maybe I can ...." said Lina insecurely.

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Tom is lost without his other Tom

Keith

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"I've failed my Latin" said Guy dejectedly

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"I made it!" said Angie triumphantly.

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"Top of the class again" said Tom's mother proudly

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'We need to head East' said Tom pointedly

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"Cook, cook, cook, that's all I do!" said Lila choppily.

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" We'll have to go faster than this" said Tom hurriedly

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"She is such a bitch" said Tom maliciously

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'i have made fudge' said Sarah sweetly

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"Sudoko is my favourite pastime" said Tom as he summed up.

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"I wish I could find a partner" said Tom longingly

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'I've made the fire' said Tom heatedly

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"I'm going to see my oncologist today" said Tomasina nervously

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"Do you really think so?" said Tom pensively.

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"Two plus two make four" Tom added

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"After You Madam" said Tom gently

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"I've had enough" said Tom exasperatedly

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'Can I pinch your bum?' asked Tom cheekily.

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"You are too fat" said Tom bluntly

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"I had to give my notice in at work" said Tom resignedly

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I'm of to bed" said Tom sleepily

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'I got the answers right' said Tom smartly.

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'I think I'm going to pass out' said Tom faintly.

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"I'm sorry Chelsea lost" said Tom sadly

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"I am just going to make my christmas pudding " said Tom with aplomb

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"I've just farted" said Tom vulgarly

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"Cos I want lots of pressies back" said Jack greedily.

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Why? asked Tom quizzically.

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"I have to go Christmas shopping tomorrow" said Jack resignedly

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“I wish I had written down the things I need to buy for Christmas” said Tom listlessly