I found it quite comforting to read this thread and realise that I am not the only one suffering from not only wind but also constipation and the trots. My worst experience (so far) was a week after my SNB - I hadn't been to the loo for about 4 days and when I finally got the urge it was the middle of the night. I sat and sat for what felt like hours trying to move what felt like a small alien. I've had three children, the last child I had was without pain relief and the pain I felt as I gave birth to the small alien was intense. And I blocked the toilet - and it was bright blue!! Thankfully it didn't run around the bathroom screaming and was soon sent to where it belonged.
If I take medication to stop the trots I get constipated, and vice verca. So, I watch what I eat, drink lots of water and so far everything since the birth of the blue alien has been tolerable.
I think a sense of humour is essential - pity you cant get that on prescription!
