Dear @myboobsmybusiness my goodness what a mess around you have had.
I think your GP needs to be involved here, by getting you through to the right hospital and department, however if you feel a private consultation would be better, it would certainly be quicker and you have the necessary cover I would go for it.
I’m so sorry for you not knowing what’s going on will only cause more stress, also the nurses on this site are extremely helpful and very supportive so you could give them a call for advise.
Wishing you well going forward, with health and happiness
Hugs Tili 
