On Epi I was doing NOTHING for 6 days, walnuts for a bit and then “normal” until next time …
On TAX it was varied …
My first big one on the current clearout was something like BETWEEN TWELVE AND EIGHTEEN INCHES LONG!!!
Sorry about this but I sat down and thought “oh what was that” and looked in the bowl and it was like a huge fluffy dog poo - all wound round and round and coming up the bowl!
Every morning since it’s the same style but only about SIX TO EIGHT INCHES!!
No wonder my clothes wouldn’t do up round my waist - I was even considering buying some maternity items before as I felt so big round the middle - I put to down to weight gain … without sounding strange I must have flushed several pounds in the last week …
I’m obvioulsy full of s**t!
On chemo I was worried about where all the food was going and now I’m wondering where all this is coming from and when it will stop! after the first day I didn;t expect to go for ages but it just keeps on coming
no smell - very easy to pass (I can;'t tell how long it is without looking) good quality (excuse me!) - my body is obviously having a tidy-up!
Having a strange sense of humour FB I laughed aloud at your post. I could also relate in a very small way to what you wrote .But I do think you have won the prize for biggest poo on record.Hope you didn’t have to resort to poking it with a stick …
Glad you and wynn found it funny - wish someone else was at it too!!
I couldn’t possible consider leaving the house and having a coffee in someone elses prior to my “morning movement” now … for obvious reasons … OMG even thinking about it brings a hand to my forehead!
That is certainly of a log or Battle ship size of turd. They do not flush away easily those big ones do they? I do tai chi on Wednesday and i always need to do a poo after it. Maybe it relaxed my sphincter muscles as well as my body and mind !!