Fluffy Pink e-mails

This was in my in-box recently…

'Hiya S, this one’s for you

This is the cutest breast cancer email I have ever received.

A small request:

All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if it’s to one more person. In memory of anyone you know that has been struck down by cancer or is still living with it.

Dear God, I pray for the cure of breast cancer. Amen

A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle. Please Keep This
Candle Going!’

This was followed by a picture of baby girl aged about a year wearing pink shorts (natch) and a white T-shirt bearing the words ‘FIND A CURE BEFORE I GROW BOOBS’ in pink (natch).

Below this was another picture of several lighted white candles and a bunch of white flowers. (Think Diana’s funeral).

I find this kind of thing truly nauseating (wish I could paste the pics in here, too). Why do people send this stuff? What good does it do? (Incredibly, the person who sent it to me is a ‘health professional’ as well). Does anyone else agree with me? BTW, it’s not the religious element that bothers me - I’m a practising agnostic - it’s the act of sending e-mails containing this drivel that annoys so much. And I seem to have become a target for this kind of thing…

JaneRA, if you read this, you can articulate thoughts about this ubiquitous pink propaganda much better than me. I think you’ve posted some gems on your website about the ‘infantilisation of breast cancer’ and ‘pink stinks’.

Finally, does anyone know if there is a similar e-mail for prostate cancer going round with a little baby boy in a T-shirt which reads ‘FIND A CURE BEFORE MY BALLS DROP’? Somehow I doubt it.

Sorry, had to let off a bit of steam here.

X

S

Hi S, i really do dislike it when people forward me forwards, i often delete them no matter who they are from, as i see it as a terrible invasion of my privacy. and i really do think its disgusting that you are then asked to keep the “candle” going! there are some really really sick bastards in this world and i feel that all forwards should be banned, but alas, i don’t think that will ever happen
Alisonxxx

Thanks Bahons2…

Agree this is AWFUL and yes it does illustate what I’ve written about breast cancer campaigning infantilising women. Women with breast cancer are either portayed as akin to children or else they are ‘sexy ladies’ or ‘brave ladies’…rarely adult women. (as someone influenced by 70s/80s feminism I never call women ‘ladies’ though its so usual here that I rarely mention it any more.) Am I the only person in the breast cancer community to have read Marilyn French ‘The Woman’s Room’?

Sorry…I am going off at a tangent here…would love to write something on my blog about this e-mail…would that be OK with you Bahons2…I will acknowledge you?!

Jane

Hi Alison

I do so agree - I get quite a bit of rubbish like this and I never forward it. EG, stuff with butterflies all over it telling me to count my blessings…! All in the recycle bin.

The one I posted above just took the biscuit for me. Perhaps we should all put our ‘favourite’ yucky pink e-mails on this thread, have a vote and organise a prize for the person submitting the most tasteless specimen.

Hi Jane

I would love it if you sank your metaphorical teeth into this e-mail!

I would prefer my real name not to appear tho’ - have messaged you to explain why. If you just want to acknowledge me as ‘Bahons2’, however, that is fine.

X

to you both - S

Hadn’t thought of The Womens Room for years until I went to see Revolutionary Road the other night. Fantastic book. Rather pleased I don’t get these e mails, although I get every other spam in the world

Hi Celeste

I don’t receive them as spam, exactly, more’s the pity. They generally come from people who know me and sometimes the title of the e-mail gives no indication of it’s content, so I often end up reading a bit before deleting them.

Jane, that was quick work! I see the e-mail is up on your website already, plus the new nifty little piece about NED! If I get any more, I’ll post them here.

X

S

Quote:

Some call it FRAM… "Fram is spam that is forwarded to you by a family member, friend or colleague that is cutesy, dopey, sappy, rarely really funny, interesting or “awesome.” "

google “fram mcafee” will take you to a site that has some words of wisdom on this issue.

And these FRAM tend to insist that you forward them within 5 seconds to 4000 people so that something truly magnificent will happen within a specific timeslots. As if!

I fail to understand how people I know can possibly think I will derive anything from this crapola. More shockingly, I have also received them from people with cancer. Perhaps, superstition propels them to forward us this drivel…

Anyone noticed the increase in invitations to join numerous cancer causes on Facebook?

I remember reading the Womens Room years ago!!! And “Sweet Freedom”- can’t remember who wrote it, and “Fat is a Feminist Issue”. And I hate being called a “lady”. My usual response is that I’m not a lady, I’m a woman. I’ve been told that I’m “cute” because I’m “nice and little” (5’ 1")and it annoys the hell out of me!!! And I can’t stand being told I’m “brave”- no I’m not because I did n’t have a choice about cancer. It is so patronising. The whole “pink” thing makes me want to throw up. Same as the “it’s a girl thing”- a handbag is a girl thing, a life threatening disease is n’t. And it certainly is n’t pink and fluffy. I like pink. I wore a lot of it in the late 70s, early 80’s- usually fluorescent pink with black lipstick and a bike jacket. And no, I was n’t a goth, I was a punk!Anyway, rant over. People who send pukey E-mails really should think before they send them.
Geraldine

Yes, I too remember reading those books so many years ago!

Although the high profile of breast cancer means there is greater support by way of things like bc nurses, I really do find much of the patronising attitude around it very irritating. This idea that we are all poor sweet suffering little victims, bravely battling and enduring - and of course, so sweet natured all the time.

I too have enjoyed wearing pink over the years but now my thoughts are turning to wearing purple …

Eliza

Hi Jane and others

interesting disucssion and i quite like the turn its taken- I read the Womes Room years ago and still think it was a great book, I have called other women ladies - probably because alot of work places are so male dominated women still do it to feel a bit od camraderie- does that make sense?

Bahons - that e mail was awful i would probably have thrown up over my computer if i hadnt been warned and just received it,

Cathy

Hi…with all the new forums I’ve only just seen this thread. what a terrible email S! I read this article I’ve pasted below a while ago, it’s a talk given by Barbara Ehrenreich. I don’t know if I agree with all her views on the enviroment causing cancer but do agree with her take on all things pink. Jane I think I sent this to you a while ago?

HERE IS THE TALK Barbara Ehrenreich gave at Breast Cancer Action in San Francisco, CA:

Actually cancer was not my first run-in with a breast-related disease. About 20 years ago, the American Society of Plastic and Reconstructive Surgeons announced that small-breastedness is itself a disease: “There is a substantial and enlarging body of medical information and opinion to the effect that these deformities [small breasts] are really a disease.” They even gave this disease a name—micromastia.

I was myself a sufferer from micromastia. It wasn’t easy. Oh, I managed to hobble around, raise my kids and get my work done, but I knew how ill I really was.

Then just 3 years ago, a doctor told me that I didn’t have to worry about breast cancer too much, because my breasts were small.

Now there’s a doctor who doesn’t have to worry about brain cancer too much…

Here’s another relevant personal fact: In the 70s I was an activist in what we then called the women’s health movement. We campaigned for safe contraceptives, against unnecessary surgery, for the option of unmedicated childbirth, for the right to choose abortion.

In the area of breast cancer, we battled against the practice of proceeding directly from biopsy to mastectomy, without even letting the patient wake up to make the decision herself. We wanted women to have the information and the right to make their own health care decision. We even took on the psychiatrists, with their peculiar theory that ambitious or outspoken women were suffering from “penis envy.”

Anybody here ever envied a penis? Wanted to be one?

Anyway, when I was diagnosed with breast cancer 2 years ago, I did what any veteran of the Women’s Health Movement would do: I started researching, looking especially for support and information from other women who had the disease. I ordered a half dozen book, mostly women’s accounts of their breast cancer experiences. I waded out into the net and found scores of breast cancer websites, which I nervously devoured. I was looking for tips, ways to survive the treatments, questions to ask the doctors, and of course emotional support—sisterhood. I was sure that I would find the Women’s Health Movement alive and well and able to help me.

I found a lot. But what I found shocked me. Yes, I found useful tips and information, but I found something else—that a whole culture (I don’t know what else to call it) has grown up around breast cancer. And it certainly did not contain the sisterhood I was searching for.

How to define breast cancer culture?

It’s very pink and femme and frilly – all about pink ribbons, pink rhinestone pins, pink t-shirts and of course a lot about cosmetics. The American Cancer Society offers a program called “Look Good…Feel Better” which gives out free cosmetics to women undergoing breast cancer treatment. The Libby Ross Foundation gives breast cancer patients a free tote bag containing Estee Lauder body crème, a pink satin pillowcase, a set of Japanese cosmetics, and 2 rhinestone bracelets. And no one, so far as I could determine, was complaining about the strange idea that you can fight a potentially fatal disease with eyeliner and blush.

I found that the culture of breast cancer is highly commercialized. First, in the sense that many apparently grassroots fundraising efforts are in fact sponsored by large corporations eager to court middle-aged females. Among them: Revlon, Avon, Ford, Tiffany, Pier 1, Estee Lauder, Ralph Lauren, Lee Denim, Saks Fifth Avenue, JC Penney, Boston Market, Wilson athletic gear. Where were they, I wondered, when the Women’s Health Movement was fighting for abortion rights and against involuntary sterilization?

More amazing to me though, was the number of breast cancer-related items you can buy today: You can dress entirely in a breast cancer-theme: pink-beribboned sweatshirts, denim shirts, pajamas, lingerie, aprons, loungewear, shoelaces and socks; accessorize with pink rhinestone broaches, angel pins, scarves, caps, earrings and bracelets.

You can decorate your home with breast cancer candles, coffee mugs, pendants, stained glass pink ribbon candle holders, wind chimes and nightlights. You can pay your bills with special “Breastchecks” or a separate line of “Checks for a Cure.”

To me, the most disturbing product, though, was the breast cancer teddy bears. I have identified four distinct lines, or species, of these creatures, including “Carol,” the Remembrance Bear; “Hope,” the Breast Cancer Research Bear; the “Susan Bear,” named for Nancy Brinker’s deceased sister Susan; and the new Nick and Nora Wish Upon a Star Bear, available, along with the Susan Bear, at the Komen Foundation website’s “marketplace.”

Now I don’t own a teddy bear—haven’t had much use for one in 50 years. Why would anyone assume that, faced with the most serious medical challenge of my life, I would need one now? And that wasn’t all: The Libby Ross tote bag that I just mentioned also contained a package of crayons—something else I haven’t needed in many a decade. I began to get the feeling that this breast cancer culture is not only about being pretty and femme—it’s also about regressing back to being a little girl—a very good little girl in fact.

There is, I would point out, nothing similar for me. At least men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are not given gifts of matchbox cars.

But the worst of it, for me, was the perkiness and relentless cheerfulness of the breast cancer culture. The “Breast Friends” site, for example, features a series of inspirational quotes: “Don’t Cry over Anything that Can’t Cry Over You,” “I Can’t Stop the Birds of Sorrow from Circling my Head, But I Can Stop Them from Building a Nest in My Hair,” and much more of that ilk.

You don’t find a lot of complaining in breast cancer culture. Sure, people acknowledge that breast cancer is a terrible experience in many ways—you’ll lose a breast or 2, you’ll go through chemo and lose your hair and your immune response, you might get lymphedema and lose the use of your arms.

But guess what? You would turn out a better person for it—more feminine, more spiritual, more evolved. You would be something better than a mere cancer-free person; you would be a “survivor.” Some quotes:

As “Mary” reports, on the “Bosom Buds” message board:

I really believe I am a much more sensitive and thoughtful person now… I enjoy life so much more now and am much happier now.

Cindy Cherry, quoted in the Washington Post, goes further:

If I had to do it over, would I want breast cancer? Absolutely.

And I’ve heard even worse on the health channel: gushing descriptions of breast cancer as a form of spiritual upward mobility. Something that a woman should be happy to experience.

Is there any other disease that has been so warmly embraced by its victims? (And yes, I use the word “victim”—that’s another part of the perkiness—the failure to acknowledge that some of us are in fact victims of a hideous disease.) No one thinks TB, AIDS, or heart disease is supposed to be a “growth opportunity” and make you into a better person. No one is thankful for colon cancer, diabetes or gonorrhea. Why, I began to wonder, is a disease that primarily attacks women supposed to be something they should be grateful for?

So when I went looking for the Women’s Health Movement to sustain me in my breast cancer ordeal I found something very different. In the 70s we used to get angry and militant about women’s health issues: we barged into medical meetings, picketed hospitals, showed up uninvited at Congressional hearings. In the case of breast cancer, all that fighting spirit had been transformed into…pink cotton candy.

As for my own mood a year ago, when I was undergoing treatment. It wasn’t sweet or spiritual or “feminine” in the old fashioned sense. I was angry, as angry as I have ever been in my life. I wondered if it was possible to express this anger in the breast cancer culture I’d been exploring. So I wrote a letter and posted it on the message board run by the Komen Foundation, the largest of the breast cancer foundations. What I said was:

I was diagnosed 6 months ago and have been through a mastectomy and chemotherapy. I don’t think of myself as a “survivor” because too many women have gone thru the same “treatments” only to have their cancers recur a few years later.

What I am is angry.

Angry about “treatments” which are in fact toxic and debilitating.

Angry about all the emphasis on “early detection” when there is no way of knowing how early any detection is. Some small tumors are very fast-growing and some big ones are very slow. But no one seems to be making the distinction.

Angry about insurance companies: I’m not battling cancer, I’m battling Aetna, which is still refusing to pay for the biopsy…And what about all people without insurance? (Bush wants to cut help for them in his next budget, and I don’t hear anyone from the breast cancer groups screaming.)

Angry about all the sappy pink ribbons, breast cancer teddy bears and other cute accessories when the fact is WOMEN ARE DYING.

And finally, angry that with all the money pouring into research, no one knows what the cause of breast cancer is. If I want to protect my daughter, we need to know the CAUSE.

Anyone else out there sick of the breast cancer hype?”

That’s what I wrote; that’s what I was feeling at the time.

The responses I got were alarming. “Suzy” wrote to say “I really dislike saying you have a bad attitude towards all of this, but you do, and it’s not going to help you in the least.” Several women offered to pray for me to achieve a better state of mind.

“Kitty,” however, thought I’d gone around the bend:

You need to run, not walk, to some counseling…Please, get yourself some help and I ask everyone on this site to pray for you so you can enjoy life to the fullest.

It was at this point that I realized that there is nothing feminist—and not much even sisterly—about the culture that has grown up around breast cancer. Because one of the first principles of second wave feminism was that you honor women’s experience and respect their feelings. You don’t tell a woman who’s been raped or assaulted or subject to medical maltreatment to “cheer up” and stop whining. We thought there was something powerful and constructive about anger—I still think there is—because it was anger, more than anything, that made us into tireless activists for women’s health.

But here I was—expressing my heartfelt feelings—and being told by other women who had been through similar experiences to shut up and put on a happy face. To be a “Stepford patient.” I began to suspect that the purpose of the breast cancer culture—with it’s teddy bears, and crayons and cosmetics and pinkness—is to get us to regress to a child-like state, to suspend critical judgment, and get us to accept whatever the medical profession wants to do to us.

Now of course there are—or have been—rationales for all the aspects of breast cancer culture I found so offensive:

Being cheerful is supposed to save year life. Everything depends on your attitude, I was told again and again by the books and websites I consulted. Anger and sorrow will kills you; being upbeat will save you. Having an upbeat culture of breast cancer survivors—with their public displays of energy and athleticism—is justified again and again as a way of getting women to come forward and have their mammograms. If women neglect their annual screenings, it must be because they are afraid that a diagnosis amounts to a death sentence. I was told by doctors and breast cancer establishment figures that beaming survivors, proudly running races and climbing mountains, are the best possible advertisement for routine screening mammograms, early detection, and the ensuing round of treatments. Trouble is: neither of these rationales holds up under close examination.

The idea that attitude can save your life was based on studies purporting to show that women who participate in breast cancer self-help groups are both happier and live longer than those who don’t. More recent studies show that women in support groups may be happier, but they don’t live any longer than the sourpusses and social isolates who don’t go to groups.

I’m all for support groups—it’s just that they don’t count as form of treatment! And I’m all for being happy, but it won’t save your life.

As for the need to have a highly visible, cheerful, breast cancer culture in order to get women to get “squished”—the Oct 20 issue of the Lancet carried a study of past studies of the effectiveness of screening mammography—a study showing that all the past studies were flawed and that mass mammography screening does nothing to lower a country’s breast cancer mortality rate.

We haven’t heard the last word on this, and the breast cancer establishment is scrambling to find some new evidence that mammograms are worth it. But for now: fact is, they don’t seem to do much, as some doctors have suspected for a long time. Ten years ago, the famous British surgeon Michael Baum called routine screening mammography “one of the greatest deceptions perpetrated on the women of the western world.”

In other words, the establishment breast cancer culture—represented by the races for the cure, the pink ribbons and teddy bears—rests on a paradigm that has been disproved and discredited.

We don’t need to be cheerful. And we may not need to get those mammograms every year—which means we don’t need all this breast cancer “awareness’ that the corporations and the foundations are always encouraging.

So what does it hurt to have this massive breast cancer culture? You could say: whatever gets you through the night…

But there are at least 2 major problems with it:

First, the breast cancer culture has encouraged a dangerous complacency about current medical approaches to breast-cancer treatment. Implicit in all the pink ribbons and the drumbeat for regular mammograms was the promise that your cancer could be cured—if only you bring it to the doctors’ attention early enough. In other words, there’s nothing wrong with the so-called treatments—the burden is on you to get your tumor detected “early.”

But as I wrote to the Komen message board: not all small tumors are “early” and more easily treated. In fact, there is no single disease “breast cancer”—probably a multitude of diseases of various degrees of virulence. But right now, they’re all being treated as a single disease.

Worse, current treatments—surgery, chemotherapy and radiation—carry no guarantee of long-term survival and are notoriously debilitating and disfiguring themselves. Every year, more than 40,000 American women die of breast cancer, large numbers of whom had duly submitted to screening mammograms and to the nightmarish treatments that ensued.

Even mammograms are something to worry about: Only one carcinogen has been definitely established as a cause of breast cancer, and that is ionizing radiation of the kind emitted by mammography machines.

A second big problem with the pink ribbon culture: While they want a cure—we ALL do—they say almost nothing about the need to find the CAUSE of breast cancer, which is very likely environmental. This omission makes sense: breast cancer would hardly be the darling of corporate charities if its complexion changed from pink to green.

But by ignoring or underemphasizing the issue of environmental causes, the pink-ribbon crowd function as willing dupes of what could be called the Cancer Industrial Complex: by which I mean the multinational corporate enterprise which with the one hand doles out carcinogens and disease and, with the other, offers expensive, semi-toxic, pharmaceutical treatments. Breast Cancer Awareness month, for example, is sponsored by AstraZeneca (the manufacturer of Tamoxifen) which until 1999 was also the fourth largest producer of pesticides in the United States, including at least one known carcinogen.

So the more I immersed myself in the pink ribbon culture – during those awful months of chemo last year—the more disgusted I got. But I had one lifeline, one source of hope and genuine sisterhood: My cousin happened to send me three back issues of the Breast Cancer Action newsletter. I read them cover to cover, absorbing information, thrilled to find other women who had confronted the disease and managed to keep their wits about them and their dignity intact.

I am deeply grateful that Breast Cancer Action was there for me when I needed it most. It is one of the few voices of clarity and consistently feminist determination within the vast sea of pink ribbons out there, and I’m here to ask you—implore you, in fact—to help it not only survive but grow.

I know it can, because when I published my thoughts on the pink ribbon culture—in Harpers last October—I was deluged with letters from women saying: Thank god, somebody feels the same way I do! Here’s a project I’d like to see BCA have the resources to launch: a website for women don’t want teddy bears and ribbons, who want ACTION! I’d like to see an interactive website to connect these women to each other, because this is what I needed a year ago—not to mention probably for the rest of my life. I’d call it “bad girls of breast cancer”—like the BCA t-shirt. This is MY dream for BCA and I hope you’ll help make it possible.

Because we don’t need to be infantilized when we’re dealing with a potentially fatal disease, we don’t need to be patronized with cosmetics and jewelry, and told to keep smiling, no matter what.

We don’t need more “awareness” of breast cancer—we’re VERY aware, thank you very much. We need treatments that work, and above all, we need to know the cause of this killer, so we can stop it before it attacks another generation.

And we certainly don’t need a breast cancer culture that, by downplaying the possible environmental causes of cancer, serves as an accomplice in global poisoning—normalizing cancer, prettying it up, even presenting it, perversely, as a positive and enviable experience.

What we need is a truly sisterly response to this ghastly disease—one that is both loving and militant, courageous and caring, willing to confront the Cancer Industrial Complex and, when necessary, the entire 16 billion a year breast cancer industry, including the medical profession.

Are you with me? Will you be with me if my cancer returns?

Good!—then this is the time to stand with BCA and give them what you can—your time, your talent, your money!

My sister lives abroad and she was always forwarding those candle emails on to me; also jokey cartoons reminding women to go for mammos. I ended up telling her it was downright offensive. I think it has something to do with the fact she has a lot of American colleagues and they seem to love that stuff. It also hasn’t helped that she went into denial when I was diagnosed and I don’t think things will ever be the same between us. She’s coming over at the end of the month and isn’t even bothering to visit, so she knows where she can stick the candles on the emails.

I never understood the breast cancer pyjamas. When I went into hospital I certainly didn’t want everyone else to know what was wrong with me, and I’m sure you don’t have to remind your family, so where would you wear them. I suppose if you had bc and alzheimers…

Good article - thanks belinda and no personally I’ve never wanted to look like a penis, altho obviously I’ve had my bad days

Thanks Belinda…yes have seen this before and another longer article by Ehrenreich…called Welcome to Cancerland. I don’t agree with the comments about environmental factors beacuse I don’t think there is much evidence on this. I think its a pity that the radical literature from the US about ‘pinking’ is always tied up with critique of about environmental issues.

Jane

Re uses for Teddy Bears in adult women;both after my lumpectomy and now with my leg in a cast as well as during numerous chest infections I have had to sleep on my back in a semi reclining position.If you tuck a smallish cuddly toy in the angle of your neck/shoulder it ensures a comfortable nights sleep-much better than those ‘flight pillows’.My current favourite is a rabbit named Ishmael[for reasons which need not concern you].
Re:‘ladies’ ‘Hi Women’ doesnt sound good whereas ladies or even the slightly less acceptable ‘girls’ does.When I taught I often addressed a class as 'people’as in ‘Good Morning people’.I hate fluffy pink images but as I said some time ago my Turkish daughter-in-law said that they are for the public not for sufferers and if they raise awareness so be it.
Re:forwar emails I have only once received a 'pass it on’candle type one and I just ignored it.Most of the ones I get are genuinely funny and I enjoy them.They mean that you have someone who is thinking of you at that moment and thinks something will please or amuse you.Dont wish that away there are too many lonely people.
Love Valxx

Belinda,

Thank you for posting the article; I had not read it before and thoroughly enjoyed it. The term ‘industry’ is an apt one!

Jane,

I haven’t read widely enough about environmental issues to have formed much of an opinion, myself. I suspect my own double whammy of bc may be an unfortunate cocktail of a family susceptibility to cancer generally, a misspent youth and the environment, but that’s mere guesswork on my part.

Cherub,

My e-mail came from across the pond, so there could well be a North American element to these. Ditto those jokey mammogram cartoon e-mails - seriously unfunny. Wonder if they were started by a radiographer?

Horace,

What a good use for a Teddy (any colour)! And I agree, I’ve received some side-splitting e-mails that were nothing to do with bc and I do pass them on. However, I do consider very carefully if anyone might be offended by them in any way and exclude them from the forwarding.

Celeste,

BC pyjamas? Oh no? Really? I had no idea something so ghastly existed. Fingers crossed no-one presents me with a pair of those…

…I think the problem with the fluffy pink publicity is that, at least for me, it seems to transmit the message that breast cancer is some kind of cool, fashionable ailment, with ground-breaking advances coming every week, that it’s some kind of cosy club and that we should feel jolly grateful that we’re so special and have had the uplifting experience of becoming members.

…And the reality is nothing of the kind, of course.

X

S

Thanks for posting that, Belinda. Is this pink industry some kind of subliminal diversion strategy? After all it’s much easier to control some docile infants than a marauding collective of seriously pissed off adult women.

Excellent use for a teddy bear, Horace. I can’t believe the breast cancer pjs! Who in their right mind would wear those to bed? What next, a bc mattress? But, why is it that I cannot find a nodding pink Grim Reaper to stick on my dashboard? :S

xxx

Don’t get me started …

My SISTER even sent it to me. I’ve had it about 4 times now and I want to REPLY TO ALL and tell them to shove their well meaning heads where the sun doesn’t shine.

Dear JaneRA - please go for it on your “blog” and go full throttle!!!

I will then take the greatest of pleasure in sending the URL to your (as yet unwritten article!) to all who send this bleedin’ rubbish to my INBOX.

Rant, rant, rant …

Oh, Jane, you have sent me to my bookshelves to look at my collection and yes, I remember the Women’s Room.

I haven’t had the candle email but suspect it will reach me eventually. I have had the walking woman so many times (“Keep her walking for breast cancer”). I wish she would stop.

Re the pyjamas - total madness. I’d love to know if anybody had actually bought them. Wouldn’t be seen dead in them - oh but maybe that is what they are intended for???

I never, ever forward those emails that instruct you to forward to so many people within so many minutes otherwise the Brazillian rain forests will fall down. Somebody told me recently that there are cookies in the email that will help some unknown computer geek to put together a mailing list for spam.

Which reminds me - my total spam in box is stuff about viagra. Can’t understand it.

Deirdre