girls night out
girls night out my sis sent this to me n i wanted to share it with you all …
Girls Night Out - Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.”
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, “Midnight”.
He didn’t seem annoyed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
Then I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh, [–word removed–].”, cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
What a laugh You gave me the laugh I needed. Must print this one off.
Thanks so much.
lovely ! that was good-gave both myself and husband a real laugh thanks!
sharonx