Sorry about the posting frenzy…I must be feeling a bit better…LOL
Let me see…what small gem of funniness can I think of this evening…um…
Nope…it’s gone, LOL
Sorry about the posting frenzy…I must be feeling a bit better…LOL
Let me see…what small gem of funniness can I think of this evening…um…
Nope…it’s gone, LOL
Think we should change the name of this board to Boos Board…what do you think…LOL
Why not!! We dont need to be all doom & gloom here do we!!
Log onto the BC site…Boos Comedy site…I’m liking it
Jules
Your right Jules we don’t need to be all doom and gloom,
Baby boo just keep posting there is something in that, perhaps you could start a record for the most new postings in one sitting, trawling up and down them to update every two or three minutes.
Carol
Ha ha ha ha ha ha I am going to take over the board…LOL
Well in that case babyboo…
Perhaps a joke would be good at this point:
Bloke is in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask on his face. He says to the nurse, “nurse could you see if my testicles are black?”. Nurse says ok, puts her hands under the covers, cups his manhood, then lifts the covers to enable a closer examination. “your testicles are absolutely fine”, she proclaims. Removing his mask the man says “thank you very much nurse, that was very kind…now come closer and listen very carefully…are my test results back?”
Jules x
lol jules
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Brilliant ! I love that joke Jules - thankyou !
Julie
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Good one Jules!
That’s a great one! I’m not sure if this is a bit rude or even allowed but I’ll have a go, made me laugh…
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year
old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
“Those are called condoms son.
Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively. Yes,
I’ve heard of that in health
class at school." He looks over the display
and picks up a package of 3
and asks,“Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school
boys, one for Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday. “Cool” says the
boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are
these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers,
TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses
THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12
pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
replied, “Those are for
married men. One for January, one for
February, one for March…”
lol - very good
xxx