Standing outside the dark, dark woods.

A friend knitted me some hats which really helped during the winter and there were days when I wore one of them indoors. Silk is nice for warmth while being light, but can be slippery. A textured weave is better than a satiny one. My cotton sun hat only strains the wind a bit. I have a cotton jersey shaped scarf which is a bit warmer.

If the wind keeps up I’ll have to go back to wearing cotton caps as insulation under a scarf.

I can’t remember whether I saw it online or in a leaflet, but one suggestion is to get a fairly large rectangular scarf and fold 1/3 back before wrapping and twisting. The total layers might keep some wind out, but I think I’d have a hat or cap with me if I were out for a long time until the weather settles.

I’m trying to avoid buying any more hats until I have some idea of how my hair is going to grow back, but it’s different if you are at the hair loss end of things.

Cheryl

Been out in the gale force winds today with Wiggy the Wig and she didn’t so much as move a fraction of an inch (or centimetre, depending on your age…). Wig cap thingy under it. Lovely and warm too. Whereas I find headscarves and hats slip all over the place. Maybe I have an odd-shaped head :smiley:

Had a cr*p morning but feel a heck of a lot brighter now thank goodness. Have got a nice brew going for anyone who needs a hot drink of some sort…

Ann x

I’ve been in the craft yurt and been making jewellery, Earrings and a necklace. My first attempt and looking surprisingly good. Can never find earrings I like at reasonable cost and need, I need, big dangly jobbies to stop my looking like a tranny. So if anyone hears strange tinkling it might be me and me danglies.

Good afternoon campers, the Ladies Night was good last night, good food, good company and plenty of drinkies lol, got home around 2 am and was up again at 8 am, all the hosework is done and now have got a nice tidy garden, ready for replanting next weekend. I’m glad to see you are all fine and dandy today.
I’m up for a coffee meet if anyone fancies it.
Okies am going to do dinner, as OH should be on way home soon from West Ham and he’s bound to be disappointed lol, I’ll be back online laters if anyone fancies a social evening in the JM.

Good afternoon fellow woodies, BA’s et al!

Just made interesting(?) discovery that I thought I’d pass on to all with Amazingly Beautifully Shaped Heads at the mo.
It’s really not a good idea to bend down to put wet clothes to dry from the bottom up on a heated towel rail…ouch springs to mind, as does a few other expletives not repeatable!! Yup, hadn’t even been to the JM yet and singed my bonce, hey ho where did the frozen peas go?
Also discovered heavy rain on baldy bonce is bl@@dy cold and runs down your back very fast today!!

Hipchick - I make jewellery too so I’ll see you down the craft yurt sometime soon. There’s a great bead shop in the Lanes if you do get to Brighton for their meet up!

I think my wig has gone feral with the eyebrows as I can’t remember where I left it, so if anyone sees a long haired guinea-pig scuttling about it may be mine. As I now have wedding invite for June, I may need to grovel & apologise profusely to it before then to entice it home! So long as NE hasn’t got hold of it and is using as a chest wig I’m sure it’ll come home sometime soon.

MG - propping the bar sounds good to me, I’ve bought some ludicrously expensive sandals that are beautiful for a bash, but walk in them NO chance. I told my ex he was driving, walking and carrying me when he said he wanted me to wear 'em again! Here’s hoping your hair is better at behaving than my wig!

See you all down the JM later for a swifty!

Love
XXHelenXX

If I decide that the new growth is taking too long to look like a very short head of hair rather than a balding granddad, I may have to get a wig cap. The idea has more appeal when its cold or windy, and perhaps it would reduce the itchiness. We will see. I’m trying to decide on a scarf to have as an alternative to my sunhat for next week.

Cheryl

Hello ladies,

i cant stop, i just wanted to say hello to you all,
ive been feeling crappy all weekend but now i think its starting to lift…

i will catch up with you more tomorrow,
need to shower as i stink, chemo/flushes = sweaty donna

love and hugs

Donna
xx

Saphy, I’m a Sunderland fan, dare I come out of my tent or will your OH throw things at me. At least it wasn’t us who did the relegating.

I am wondering if I even need to take a reserve pair of shoes I know I can walk in, in case of disaster tomorrow. As someone said last year, they are “limo shoes” xx

Back from dashing round the country like a blue tailed fly! Had a lovely time out the far side of the woods. I got to feed the swans at Abbottsbury and seen lots of family and friends in Manchester not seen since Sept/Oct last year, all good, so shouldn’t moan – but - why do people tell you how much they like the wig rather than your real hair! (Sympathies Cheryl). How is that supposed to make you feel when all you want is the real stuff back? THAT’S IT. As soon as my stubble is at all presentable I’m throwing all hats/scarves/wigs in the back of the wardrobe. And a large two fingered salute to anyone who doesn’t like it!

SB, glad you met up with CM and are reassured that we’re all real, well most of us ‘ is’ real anyway :wink:
Sounds like you’ve got your priorities right too, does it come naturally or does one have to practice?

MG, have a fab time in your fab dress, all you really need is a big smile on your face as you pose at the bar - you’re gorgeous anyway!

HipChick, I am from your neck of the woods, grew up not far from TWells but sadly don’t have to come over anymore as my Mum died last year, but I’m your mate in spirit!

Hope everyone is fine and dandy, far too much been going on in the woods for me to catch up properly, but Alto you made me laugh out loud! And a warm ‘Hello’ to GypsyLady and love to all xxx

PS. I couldn’t get my little Doggie back from the Kennels by the time we got home :frowning: it will have to wait til after my first Rads tomorrow (Eekkk!) and I MUST remember to take my first Femara too, first of at least 5 years worth, (but seeing as I have to take Thyroxine for life anyway not really such a biggy).

OMG, you lot are SO prolific, it’s taking ages to read everything and I have about 20 pages to catch up on! So out comes MS Word so I don’t miss anything. Apologies to all for the book, but IT’S YOUR OWN FAULTS!!!

Bev, what a pain in the bum (and I hope your coccyx is getting better). SB mentioned something of that when I bumped into her on my way out of the woods on Friday and it sounds kinda scary!

Finally we get to see what the French Maiden looks like.( <wave> @Wandy) at least I’ll know who to look out for when we do finally meet , but you knocking on my front door will probably be a bit of a giveaway… Are you considering giving the cold cap a go? The Royal Surrey claim a 60% success rate, so worth at least thinking about.</wave>

Saphy, WE NEED PICTURES! But I suppose we can wait until after “the big day” to see the frock. And thank you SO much for inviting Twisted Nipple to play your First Dance, though I’m not sure what the most appropriate song will be. Suggestions, anyone?

Amber, I so know how you feel. Won’t say anything else on the subject, other than it can be very upsetting for those of us with our heads knowingly shoved into my bucket. It’s cosy in here, please don’t make me take it off my head and look.

Sorry to have missed you all at the JM in the last couple of days. I’ve been having real ones rather than virtual ones, so am going to have to go back on the waggon when I get home on Monday. (Tribute is a VERY tasty pint, and my mate in Newquay has some very tasty reds in her wine rack. No, she HAD some very tasty reds in her wine rack.)

Who was it about 15 pages back just about to have another FEC but still had head down loo? Please let them know how long you’ve been throwing up, it’s NOT necessary to have weeks of puking. Get them to give you something stronger.

Have so far had a FANTASTIC weekend. I finally met Sarahbeara and can confirm that despite living at the ends of the earth she DOES exist, and SHE HAS HAIR!!! OH was very impressed, (and not impressed that I keep shaving my patchy, baldy bonce. Tough sh, erm cookies, I say.)And Archie the puppy is beautiful, despite having feet the size of large dinner plates – he’s gonna be a BIIIIIG doggie! So after leaving SB’s I got to my friend’s place in Newquay, right beside Fistral Beach, and we went for a walk. An innocent pastime you might think, but friend had a backpack with her, and in said backpack were two towels, two silicone hats, two pairs of goggles and two cosies. And she only uses one of each. So when she suggested getting in for a swim, how could I refuse? After all, the water was only 13 degrees, so not that bad. AARRGGHH!!! The fishermen who were watching all thought we were mad, they weren’t wrong. They also got an idea of how cold it was by the screams and swearing from my direction, but once in it was absolutely lovely! Most certainly wouldn’t have done it on my own, it was just that as Kate was getting in it would have been mean not to join her…
Left there the following day and we’re now in windy Woolacombe. I love that beach, it goes on for ever. Doggie loves it too. She’s had two long walks along it, playing with sticks and balls and barking at the waves. And is now conked out on the floor of the van (split-screen VW, it’s great!). I’ve eaten everything that moves, and had a massive roast dinner with about three hundred different veggies for lunch today, JUST what the doctor ordered. Yum. Might go for a swim in the sea tomorrow, but I’ve wimped out and bought a second-hand full wetsuit so won’t be doing it in just a regular cossie.

And I’ve discovered there are lots more of us out there. While sitting in the pub – erm, “café” – watching the Grand Prix today there was another scarf-wearer across the room. Eyes met, knowing nods exchanged, and a brief conversation in the loo just before we left. 10 weeks post chemo and a rare ole head of hair (but no eyebrows) and she looked really good and coming out the other side of chemo. And then on the beach, wearing my polar Buff as a beanie hat (it’s got sheep on it, really cool hat, in a very warm way) and lo and behold another dog-walker said she’d had it a couple of years ago and came out the other side eventually. SO good to know. So if either of you ladies is on the forums, thank you.

Ninja, hang onto both, we’ve found wheelbarrows very useful for transporting assorted woodlanders from their tents to the JM, particularly those with tax SEs of sore legs. Alto can vouch for their usefulness. So can Troy, who I believe we took home after a particularly raucous night in the JM – a few too many pints of Doombar I think it was, and she was incapable. So we threw a stick at NE and he took the inspirational Troy back to her tent. (We didn’t tell her, in case the trauma was too much for her, but NE had a BIG grin on his face the following morning and needed to have more sticks thrown at him to calm him down.)

Gypsylady, a virtual wave from another woodlander here. Don’t forget to pick up your flamethrower, I think SCACO still has several without owners, they’re very useful for blasting gremlins. A question for you – before venturing in did you read THE WHOLE thread or just the more recent pages? Just curious really. I’m also liking the Guide thing, we can get you to rub two sticks together to light the flamethrowers if they go out, so you’re VERY welcome! But please don’t sing “Ging Gang Goolly” too loud or Pierce Brosnan will be joining in and that’ll be just too much for us all.

SB, I thought your dining room was absolutely pristine, you haven’t BEGUN to understand mess until you’ve seen the inside of my hovel. Wandy will confirm it.

Trip I WANNA GO ON YOUR BIG BIKE! MUST get mine back on the road. Next weekend’s job perhaps?

Troy, Ermintrude stowed away in my backpack for the weekend but hasn’t made an outing (nor will she, it’s far too flipping windy and my Buff hat is much warmer than any wig could be). I could send her your way if you’re missing your guinea pig. I did see a very large feral eyebrow the other day, so it could have been your guinea pig instead.

MG, that’s not what I’ve heard THAT kind of shoe referred to, more like “***k me” shoes! ;-D

Peachez, having seen both original and replacement, while Winifred does look good, your own hair looks good too, so onwards and upwards and hopefully Winifred will be consigned to the Gallery before too long.

And I DID warn you at the beginning of this one it’d be a long one - it’s taken me TWO HOURS to catch up with what you lot have been up to, so as I said, IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT!

Back to Sunny Surrey tomorrow, but still have a barbecue, a long walk on the beach with doggie and a swim to do tomorrow before we set off.

Yes. I’ve heard of ***k me shoes, too!

The bottom fell out of my world (change 2 of the words round) today. Attack of the Crohn’s. Ran into M&S to find customer loo ‘not in use’ so flashed my Crohn’s "Can’t Wait’ card to an assistant. She informed me that I’d have to leave the store, look for a public lav and that the market was probably the nearest as they didn’t have any other bogs. WTF?!
I said, “Don’t you have a staff toilet?”
“Yes, but…”
“Please can I use the staff toilet, like, VERY quickly?”
So she relented, but not happily.

Don’t the staff in M&S get training in ‘Can’t Wait’ cards? I have NEVER had a problem before anywhere.
Had she refused, I was quite prepared to say, “Look, I’m about to shit myself in the middle of your sales floor. When I’ve done that. I’ll take your name and write to M&S head office and every newspaper I can”.

Had to flash card in random pub on way home, too. On fluids only tonight.

I have already set flamethrower to ‘stun’ for MyBowelsHaveTurnedToWater gremlin.

Need a stiff virtual cocktail.

Oooh, Ninja, I reckon that M&S needs a letter anyway, even though she eventually relented. NOT a pleasant experience. Good luck with getting through this bout.

Thanks. Can’t blame chemo for this. See, there is more than one ‘shitty’ disease ;o)

Glad you’re feeling better, Donna. It’s all unpleasant enough without the horrible chemical smell as well.

I’m glad various people have been able to meet up in the flesh and have a lovely time out.

Poor Ninja, sometimes life just likes to pour it on. ‘It’ being, well, ahem. I think you should write to M&S also; if nothing else to ask that they inform all their staff about Crohn’s and ‘can’t wait’ cards. Are they only for Crohn’s, by the way, or can they be had for other conditions? I don’t specifically know anyone who needs something like that, but it might be useful information to pass on.

I can’t remember what stage you are at, but I alternated between a week of eating loads of dried fruit and taking sennacot, and being pretty loose for at least a week and settling down just in time for the next one. I hope you will or do have extra help with those particular SEs.

Cheryl

CM - get that bike back on the road, then we can give the Southern BA some serious street cred!!! Was grinning ear to ear when got home today after having taken bike out for quick circuit, just ‘because I can’. Have discovered that after a couple of years off the bikes, I have forgotten how to go round roundabouts without feeling like I’m riding in straight lines, so must go out and practise leaning round corners a bit more, lol.

#Darn, that bike is gutsy. Vroom Vroom. Why did I leave it so long to get another bike of my own on the road? All these years of putting up with OH saying ‘well, you can always use my bike’… NO MORE PREVARICATING GIRLS. If you want something, go get it now. NOW. From now on, the biggest se I shall be having from the bc treatment is a complete lack of patience and a good dollop of selfishness. Washed down with a beer or three, whenever I feel like it. So there.

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ninja - definitely write to a stiff letter to M&S.
Way to go Trip!
CM - I’m nominating you for the Booker prize or maybe a travel writing competition.

I think we need a swimming pool in the woods - maybe a free-form lido thingy (heated, obviously, so we dont have to struggle into wet-suits). Life guards may be required.

I’ve been mooching in my tent all weekend and not feeling at all sociable. I don’t know why.

Hi Cheryl, the cards are for sufferers of Crohn’s and colitis. Both lead to regular ‘episodes’ when you truly can’t wait. Sufferers can also opt to buy a Radar key to gain access to certain locked disabled loos. Other bowel complaints can also lead to a Radar key, I believe, but it is based on frequent and sustained medical need.

Trip: “NO MORE PREVARICATING GIRLS. If you want something, go get it now. NOW. From now on, the biggest se I shall be having from the bc treatment is a complete lack of patience and a good dollop of selfishness”

Well said. Give that girl a beer.

Halloooo wonderful Woodland Warriors!

It’s me, just unpacking my weekend bag and settling back into my tent again. Had a gloriously (almost) BC free weekend going up to Preston to watch my daughter’s end of year production “Just So”. For those that don’t know she’s just finishing her first year of a degree in Music Theatre at the Uni of Central Lancs.

What a fantastically talented bunch of youngsters they are (well, not all so young - one of them is 46 so well done him!). We were so proud and it was such a fun, entertaining show. Of course they all know about me and her tutor came over for a chat and all her friends wanted to give me a hug! They’ve been so supportive of her - it was a rotten thing to happen part way through her first year and I don’t know how she’d have coped without such a great group.

Everyone’s been so busy in the woods this weekend that I can’t keep up! SB, glad you finally met a real human BA in the form of CM (well, she said she was CM but how do you know? It could have been any one of us pretending…).

Ninja - can I suggest a good dose of the flamethrower for M&S? Very disappointed in them.

My hair is sprouting embarrassingly fast now and SB I’m the same as you - I can’t stop stroking it (maybe just to make sure it’s really there).Sadly the eyebrows and lashes aren’t quite coming on at the same rate and I’ve come to the conclusion that despite the LGFB session drawing them on just makes me look like Joan Crawford so I’ll have to go baldy faced for a bit longer.

Unfortunately my leg muscles are no better and my arm muscles are also very bad (I can’t peel potatoes - how sad!). I’d also love to have something as mild as cankles. By the end of the day my leg and foot are the same width from my calf down to my toes. Not pretty - it’s a good job I haven’t got to wear your shoes MG. At the moment I think all I could manage would be wellies.

Sky2Sea - we’ve got our lovely lagoon to swim in, complete with swim-up bar and hunky bartenders. Yum!

Jane xxx

Alto, not sure I can manage to wear my shoes either. Have brought slightly less ridiculous spiky second pair. If either count as ***k me shoes, I demand a refund as they aren’t working! What can I say, not sure my merkin jingles any more, rusted solid with disuse so desperate times call for desperate measures! Will lean on the bar attempting to look as fetching as bc allows x