Ahem! Excuse ME! The Dame already HAS a donkey - I have been cast in the roll - sorry role - but I expect I’ll be rolling anyway when I’m on my ‘ass’ on the floor - never was very good on ice!
EEEEEYORE!
Hi ladies in the woods. Thank you ever so much for support and advice re my question. I went to see gyene today and my blip is due to menopausal symptoms. I am really pleased as did not want anymore hills to climb as would like to climb one hilll at a time. Can I please have vodka and cranberry from the bar?
Of course you can Caroline, that’s good news 
great news caroline! one LARGE drink coming up. on the house of course…
Great news Caroline and VJ. Champers, whata treat! In view of this new refined drink celebration I will bring canapés and truffles ( and more Twiglets )
cheers!
kay x
Fab news Caroline and VJ …let’s party!! More twiglets bringemon!! Practising making Champagne & white chocolate truffles in the real world today for Crimbo I will bring a few into the woods for you to try them The benefits of having a husband whos a chef
We’re all here to support you tuppence and hold your hand…guide you through the woods…you’re not on your own so don’t be afraid…in you come…one step at a time…VJ…fantastic…Caroline…bl**dy menopause drives me up the wall.avail yourself of the JM…virtual drinks…no calories…no hangovers…imbibe freely…truffles sound lovely kate…large white for me pls barperson…or is it Nannab practising…choccie and booze on a monday…I love these woods!!!..
Oh Tuppence–we know what you mean. Come on over here and have something Large to go with that toblerone–you are making yourself at home, if you’ve found those. Kate keeps hiding them!! Something about how we’re not supposes to eat more than two a night if we want them to last. Later on we’ll help you catch one of those elusive little sleep fairies, so you can snuggle down in your tent with the two-fingered flag flying high.
Nannabarb, you’re right, you’re a natural behind that bar. Go on, have another, Caroline, you too,VJ–you both deserve it!!!
Good friends, champagne truffles, dogs that look like lambs, and all the fizz you can drink; the woods are a little bit of heaven tonight.
we are rebels arn’t we !! on a school night aswell …lol
hi all
hope theres room 4 one more just lookin at min but due to enter on thursday 29th nov (day b4 my 44th birthday) great bloody timin lol had mast n imediate diepflap recon on 15th oct now due to start chemo just wish it would get fec-t off now x
sue x
Me please NannaB, hot chocolate (with a glug of summat strong in it) please
Shawshank - Welcome aboard lovely xx I had chemo first, then surgery next. Maybe we can help each other out with questions we might have?
Jelly x
Hello Shawshankredemption, of course, the more the merrier, whats your tipple? And we luurve play on words, you hear about Bl**dy Lyn Fedema, and Ta’poxy’fen among others in here,
Hi there VJ and congratulations, looking forward to seeing you in NEDland, just the other side of the woods,
and Tuppence, we are all hear for you, brsndishing flamethrowers to chase away the gremlins
Now, who’s waiting to be served?? 
Damn u posting gremlins! Nanna - my drink request is on t previous page xx
Hey Jelly, how are, you?
Hot choc with a glug of /captain Morgan Rum… or is that a bit too strong??? reminds me of Cadburys Old Jamaica rum’n’raisin chocolate mmm-mm
Hello girls - just dropping off a couple of bottles of Bacardi Oakheart for you all to try. Should warm you up during these cold wet nights!
Hi NannaB, I’m good ta. Cap’n Morgan Choccie sounds just the ticket
ST - Oakheart sounds good, appropriate ‘tree’ name for the woods
X
Thanks ST, good to stock up in th JM. Haha, just spotted Santa hat on your avatar xx
Really must find a tent for the night now, and grab a sleep fairy = big day tomorrow, moving house, so have to be up bright and early to finish packing 
Had an awful nights sleep in Tam Towers I think all the bloomin fans have broken…the duvet was very busy at 2am dancing away…I feel totally exhausted now:( lf anyone could spare a sleep fairy for me tonight I would be very gratful.A busy day ahead too… typical…Does anyone know how to call maintenace into the woods to check out those fans please let me know !!
Good Luck with the move nannabarb
Lovely to see new faces in the woods… hope the Sleep Fairies were good to you last night (and that I didn’t hog them ALL)… comfy tents (one even has a chandelier!) Defiant flags flying… Infinite drinks inthe JM (Jinglin Merkin)… Bacon Sarnies every Saturday morning… patisserie yurt… lagoon to laze beside… bonfires from time to time… parties… and support by the bucket. Flamethrowers for The Gremlins (like Ifeelsick)… good fairies around like Positivethinking (though she bolts at the drop of a hat) and Bringiton. Theres a path that leads to Benchland via the canal, where there’s a pantomime brewing… and there are paths out to Rads Rushes, Tam Towers and NEDland… Some of us come back in from there to cheer everyone on and enjoy the insanity…
ttfn…
Jane
Mornin all! Tuppence, hello…I’m sorry I missed your post yesterday when I was in the woods, can I blame the posting gremlins? And hello to Shawshank too
Missed the night cap in the JM last night, at the mo my day finishes around 8- rads has made me very tired (that and the Tam duvet hokey cokey). My tent is the one with the blingy chandelier,look at it sparkle!! Mind you, it’s a b*gg*r to dust…
Hope the house move goes well Nannabarb x