THE PERSON BELOW ME....

no - gimme jelly babies please!

the person below me uses corsydl mouth wash

nope some other minging one which is clove yuck. Used it once and never again eat chewing gum or mints now.

The person below me wants to go to Ibiza and watch the sunset

Yes amd would really love to see Northern Lights

The person below me is good at art

No, can’t even draw a straight line

The person below me has lost weight

yipee! I have spent a year at SW and lost a stone but a week in hospital and minus a boob has lost me a further 7lbs!! bit drastic hey.

The person below is going for a nice long walk this afternoon

Had a nice long walk this morning but it is pouring now ( think I will go to see Mamma Mia instead)

Lilac - my giving up smoking took 5 years - just keep giving up until you forget to smoke!!!

The person below me is going to start intermediate swimming lessons ( is it you Horace!)

No it’s not horace it’s lilac (the dirty yucky smoker woman - who is working up to trying to be anon-smoker again)
and no I am a strong swimmer

the person below me is going to the cinema this weekend

No plans

The person below me feels they have achieved something today

no - I am covering reception at work today and I have had a mind-numbing day to be honest

the person below me wishes finishing time would hurry up!

No I don’t have a finishing time

The person below me has a tattoo

not a chance…took til I was 32 to get the guts up to have my ears pierced! Mind you, my boob’ll be tattooed soon, but just a little bit, and they’ll have to hold me down!

the person below me likes James Herriot’s “All creatures great and small”

Getting a tattoo doesn’t hurt

James Herriot love it,

The person below me can ride

ride what???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yes, I can ride…but I’m not telling what!!!

the person below me has antibiotics in the fridge

no only milk, butter, cheese

The person below has a quad bike

what - I’ve got antibiotics for the animals if required, and vaccines, and all sorts, and then there’s food!!!

No quad bike - wish - just the landy!

the person below me has a sheepskin rug

animal vaccincines in outside animal fridge

Quad bike it’s not a fun it’s a tool, well that’s what I tell the kids

no rug only the sheep

The person below me is bald

as a coot - coots aren’t actually bald, so why do we say that?

the person below me has a kettle in a shed

A what? No shed!

The person below me needs to go to bed early after a lovely day

Depends how much wine I drink tonight!

The person below me had a very busy day which deserves rewarding

I did!I spent it babysitting and stressing over Appt with surgeon[Wed]trouble is I have to mark all evening now.

the person below me will enter a hospital for some reason next week