Yes! OH cooking, chips, beans and beef burgers! Really healthy!!
The person below me is going to have a healthy meal tonight
Not really. Beef bourguignone with rice and salad! Yum yum. When husband eventually deigns to turn up.
The person below me needs a kick up the bum!
no I don’t - but everybody else in this house does…especially OH
the person below me likes playing cards
Yes I do but am the only one here who does. New game coming on?
The person below me loves reading
yes I do - especially crime thrillers
the person below me wears glasses
only sunglasses
the person below me can’t find anything to watch on tv
nope - watching Jumanji right now and sky plussing other stuff - there’s a plethora of stuff out there tonight!
the person below me wants SOMEONE to make her a cuppa tea
no just had one thanks
the person below me has been reading funny emails
yeah - and forwarding them!!!
The person below me knows what voyager and ds9 is?
yeah great programmes you ought to watch them try virgin1 now
the person below me won’t turn the tv over
no - coz I’m watching"A grand day out" with wallacve & gromit
the person below me has control of the remote!
everyday, OH not a chance
the person below knows who nick park is
D’oh, erm like erm d’oh YES!
the person below me knows who Alistair Darling is!
yeah he looks like an Andorian with a suntan
the person below me uses wikipedia
nope - I prefer reliable sources of information
the person below me has looked up medical books about breast cancer
yeah and internet information overload
the person below is eating cheesecake
no - just drinking the cup of tea OH finally produced. And he says he’ll do everything for me???
the person below me is thinking of decorating
no not anytime soon
the person below me is having a hot flush…AGAIN
either that or the central heating has switched itself on!!!
the person below me has got a parking ticket this year
Not this year OH has a disabled badge
The person below me hates ironing particularly sheets