Mint choc chip
Went gym and
collapsed from exhaustion
And stomach crunches
And needs rest
so I’m off
At a spa
Get a massage
With fluffy towels
Well ladies … thought it a good idea to do chapter two of the Pink Ladies Best Seller !!
Chapter Two
Where he sat humming his favourite tune “National Anthem” with his flag held up high and a salute. He sang halleluyah and drank lager and ate some stawberries and cream, with full belly went back home for some sleep before the football kicked off and woke a rabbit who had been snoozing looking in the mirror thinking " Im gorgeous"and primping shamelessly " gosh your gorgeous" he said aloud to the crowd behind that were watching Wayne Rooney score. Hes offside shouted the referee and did a curtsey for the crowd who boo’d loudly and walked out leaving the match before half time.
Went for curry and a pint and walked home thinking about football and feeling depressed , so went shopping and bought chocolate, bananas, watermelon , newspapers . He went clubbing and danced till dawn, then he ran outside to catch a taxi to the airport to meet a very old friend who was deaf and had travelled from United States via Budapest and then to Heathrow .
His friend was happy to arrive in one piece because he had a rough flight and was jet lagged, so was happy to be home back in England so that he could go shopping and buy shoes and dainty handbags for his friend Geoff, the waiter, loves bling and dancing badly to electronic music which he plays on his guitar with his friend who sings along with the karaoke to Elvis Presley, Blue Suede Shoes and swivels his snake like hips and starts jiving with a transvestite who loved him and suddenly the music changed to ballroom and then to jazz and finally to a slow smooch , then they kissed and went home for some cocoa which was strong but very nice.
It was getting very late and slightly chilly so they cuddled on the rug before the fire slowly died down . Waking next morning they were ravenous for their breakfast and a cuppa and some toast with strawberry jam. They then had a bubble bath in sunken tub and rubber duck,
Glass of champers … oh yes please and foi gras on melba toast for a snack before they went on a long shopping spree to The Metro Centre where they bought sexy underwear and fish net stockings and red stilletos with glittery bows and pink tutus and feather boas from Anne Summers and Brief Encounters , paying by credit card, hoping within limit.
Then went Starbucks and had coffee. Fancy a movie ? … Lets watch Ghostbusters, no not again …oh ok FROZEN … not that either . How about Gladiator ? Foot massage too and a pedicure and a Brazilian . Gladiator … excellant choice. Anyone for popcorn… oh yes please and chocolate buttons and diet coke with jam doughnuts . Ben and Jerrys , mint choc chip, then so stuffed went gym and collapsed with exhaustion in the treadmill after weight lifting and stomach crunches.
The doctor came and pronounced exhaustion and needs rest until next week so Im off for some rest at a spa where they will get a massage , then mud bath and a shower with fluffy towels.
…to be continued
Chapter three
Well ladies what do you think ?
Lets start chapter three …
After the spa
( Come on ladies carry on)
Drank some champagne
on the couch
put on some
And a fedora
And went to
A music festival
But enjoyed music
And sang along