To Beatles songs
And Eleanor rigby
Had hot dogs
with tomato sauce
With fried onions
mm so yummy
from crystal ball
for a fiver
My leaking roof!
With a bucket
And mop up
And dry out! ( sorry!)
All the carpets
They phoned insurance
but the policy
Doesnt cover anything!
As its expired
what an idiot
Not to renew
so no holidays