Three word story

For a builder…

who is honest

And very cheap

A great job 

Phone Mr Jones

As he’s reliable

and very handsome

Whoop…hunky builder

With bulging biceps! 

Oh yes please

A romantic feast!

Can’t afford it

Ill treat you!

you deserve it

Who laughed loudly

Sorry must have had an old page up…?

She was flabergasted

To be offered

so much money

And swiftly accepted!