Three word story

Or new car

Or old car

To replace roof

Let’s phone Wonga!

And borrow some

And get saving

or get spending!

Got bank overdraft

Be dry and

And furry slippers

Maybe, add knickers

Only from M&S!

Must sell some

To fund roof

Or big umberella

 

Or a tarpaulin

which one will

And get quotes

Need a bargain

Live in hopes( rhyming no less)