Just received this email and thought it might make you all chuckle
*/As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom, in Water there is bacteria./*
*/In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1
kilo of poop. /*/
*However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.*
*Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health *
*Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.*
*There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: *
As a newly confessed lush, I would completely support this clearly scientific evidence posted by prof. Karen!!
Alice under the table!!! WINE GOOD WATER BAD
Oh Karen - that has so cheered me up ! I’ve enlarged it and stuck it in my kitchen.
I am so sick of well meaning relatives coming round, to fnd me having a large vodka and coke, to utter those immortal words ‘are you sure you should be having that?’
Yes - I’m absolutely positive I should be having that - and absolutely more so now lol !!
cheers!
Margaret x
ps In the absence of any other meaningful thing to do (like work lol) - I’m off to join you in the quest for more invaluable information !
Glad you enjoyed and good luck with your quest - maybe we should start a top tips thread for keeping a sense of humour - we could also give this list to our well meaning reli’s ha ha
Im new to this website, and if I can come on and have such a good laugh then I am a committed member. Thanks for cheering me up!
Ive copied it and sent it to some friends who I know will appreciate it!!!.