Oh Debs,
This thread cheered me up by giving me a good laugh, but I do feel for you. I really hope you’re not posting because you’re too busy having a satisfactory time on the toilet, and that when it happens it’s not too painful and damaging. At least you have a supporters club on here to cheer you on.
Big love
jacquie x
… still dancing…
Hi Debs
Just to let you know that even though I haven’t been posting much lately, I’ve been dancing for you - hope the collective efforts of the BCC forum dancers have paid off for you and Poogate is no more. Really feeling for you and all you’re having to put up with, it’s all so unfair 
Lesley xx
Hi Debs. Hope things have improved darl. I know how ill this bloody symptom can make you feel. Strange as it may seem a dressed Crab done it for me. But we are all different eh?
Well the dance goes on. xxx (((HUGS)))
Well girls keep dancing!!!
Broccoli and stilton soup for supper followed by half a scone jam and cream piece of liquorice, senokot extra and movicol tried to dance but couldn’t because of crampy pains.
Wonder what the record is?
Thank you all so much for messages of support tonight I am cosmic ordering a good poo.
Love Debsxxx
Tap, Tap… Shuffle, Shuffle… Tap, Tap…
Altogether Girls!!!
Xxxx
we could all join strictly come dancing now - with all our practising - shall we pair up for the event - i’m on the tango at the moment - we might even carry on once the arrival notice announces success- well debs, after all this time i fear it will be a bit like giving birth - have you thought of any names? waiting anxiously - like a great aunt! Jayne x
I hear there was a sighting of a UFO in Cornwall last night - were you successful Debs.
By the way Debs can we look forward to a change in photo, perhaps one of the new arrival!
No movement yet!!!
Ian has just been to the chemist and brought back poo pills Co-danthramer capsules under the heading of Will I have problems? response is Yoy may find the skin around your bottom turns pink or red your urine may also turn pink or red. Don’t worry this is quite harmless. So not only does the bit of hair I have on my head make me look like an orangutan but my bottom will look like one as well.
I thin I am just going to explode.
Celeste… a change in photo? not sure they would allow it but as our surname is the same as Damien maybe we could get a good price for it. It is certainly as rare as dinosaur poo!
Love Debsxxx
Debs, you are something else, really really hope these tablets work for you
love n hugs
Carol xx
Hoping that this works for you, I am a hopeless dancer but in this case will give it my all, a few toes may be lost for the cause!!
Love
Fiona
Oh Debs - I wish you’d said - I’ve got loads of those co-danthramer tabs at home - I could have let you have them for a special price weeks ago!
Should we run a book on when Debs goes - I think it will be today at 18.00.
im going for 9.00 tonight!!!
Carol xx
Wow, I never thought there would be scientific proof of an are not telling itself from an elbow! Debs, yours is so confused - maybe it thinks it’s a stomach or a forehead? All those drugs have addled its brain.
I am disappointed the Poo Dances haven’t had the desired effect. I think we may be sitting on a cracking product here - how about a DVD of poo dances showing the real side of bc? Obviously you will have to showcase all your shoes and bedlinen when filmed. janera can do the science bit and demonstrate the hard evidence (not literally!)and jaynemh will help us embrace our inner artist and make a mosaic table while she dances. I’m sure Sennacot will sponsor us. Can’t wait!
Anyway, if the Poo dance isn’t working it’s time for the serious stuff - sacrifices! I won’t go for meat tonight, but there is a Pizza Express pizza in the freezer I shall sacrifice in your honour tonight.
Looking forward to news of your delivery…
xxx
i’ll go for 7.35… and the dance goes on, the sunshine of today has turned me to salsa… or maybe we should be doing the orangutang stomp… so hoping tonight is your big night debs,
love,
lenny
xxxx
well, i’ll go for the anti social hour of 3am ! Strictly poo dancing goes on and Ripley I will sacrifice my curry…I will also take ( necessarily) my anti runs medication ( cant spell diaareah) and donate my poos to Debs and Jane …now cant say fairer than that- oh and girls lets up the tempo and and do the jungle book shuffle …you know the monkey dance …good luck xxxxx
anyone up for the hokey cokey, loads of movement in that one
saying that, im quite sore today so it might be just a small hokey cokey dance, but ill try!!!
love
Carol xx
I just realised why Debs is so bunged up - it must be KP nuts - now Debs did you become bunged after you read about ASDA?
Well ladies I am pleased to report movement at 10 25 p.m.
Think it could have something to do with k.p. nuts, did get myself in a bit of a tizz. I would rather believe it is all the dancing that you have done. Lpus prayers and cosmic ordering.
Jane hope it works for you.
Well I think it is going to be a long night. So I will say a missive thank you and good night to you all.
Love Debsxxx
Good news! …I’m glad KP nuts have their uses… 
I’ve been sewing on my sequins all week.
x