Ninja, you are ON FIRE!!! Another massive belly-laugh. (Pedants, please note the position of the hyphen. Then again, a massive-belly laugh would also be true.)
I’m liking the burger idea so far, we could get NE to cook by straighteners for us. Not sure I’d ever want to use them when my hair eventually grows back if they’d been used on a pigs doo-dah!
I *am* a very naughty ninja.
Warning: Click on the link only if you wish to be seriously amused.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … simples 
I think my other half may find the bacon one rather alluring… hmmm, I wonder 
…and full circle back to pigs!
I laughed so much that I very nearly let out a little bit of w*e
OMG Ninja thats hilarious, thank you so much for making us all laugh.
Time for the JM?
First round is on me.
Very funny thanks Ninja!
Brilliant, but isn’t that last one a bloke?
And now I’m back in the world of work, I shall only pass by these woods occasionally. But love the new photo Ninja!
Sheil: “isn’t that last one a bloke?”
This is an equal opportunity woodland camp!
;o)
Edit: Thanks, Sheil, they are my new armpit merkins. All I need now is more realistic eyebrows.
Looks like Sandytoes and I need the sleep fairy tonight - is this something that can be pre-booked, is there anything tempting we need to leave outside our tents that will bring this elusive creature to us tonight. We need our sleep - I will trade eyebrows for sleep - not all of them but a couple.
(sigh)
ST: “We need our sleep - I will trade eyebrows for sleep - not all of them but a couple”
Just how many eyebrows have you got?
CM, pedant? It takes one to know one.
We were a select band today, but I think we need to ask the lovely Greek lady to become an honourary member (as long as she always brings an extra spoon of course).
By the way, if anyone else is hunting for eyebrows I think they might be nesting on mine and CM’s heads - we’re both getting positively shaggy (well, relatively shaggy at least).
Jane xxx
I was up at 4.00 this morning and it’s past midnight and I’m still wide awake now. But so physically exhausted I can’t form a sentence.
Ninja, I will give you 20 eyebrow hairs, 10 eyelashes, 5 head hairs, one of my neutrothingumies, 2 jaffa cakes, and a special armpit merkin comb if you can send the Sleep Fairy over in mine and Supertrouper’s direction…
Please?
I would like to offer the following items in return for 4 hours of dedicated time with the sleep fairy shared between me and sandytoes.
I have 8 eyebrow hairs - long and brown (I need the rest)
eyelashes - can spare the same number
Loads of head hairs to spare - can offer at least 100
And the final offer is one of my tomato plants for your tent - already has tiny little tomatoes growing on it.
Please?
Sounds fair. The way that I summon the sleep fairy is to go for a jog in the evening.
I’ll await the gifts in my tent when you are both back from your jog
;o)
Now jogging with my sore boob and snb scar still healing doesn’t sound like the best of things to do but I will try and do some speed walking around the woods before I drop off the gifts at Ninja’s tent - how will I know which is her tent? Any clues?
I did manage to grab the sleep fairy last night, she wafted past my tent during the night and Buggerit growled and I grabbed. Managed to hold on to her for a few lovely hours before she slipped from my grasp at about 6am this morning.
Going to get up now and tidy the tent and then go for a wander - finished the steroids and anti sickness tablets. Day 4 after chemo 1xEC first tentative steps into the woods …here we go.
Ninja - fabulous!! The mind boggles (as do other bits) with how these came into creation:
“here you are darling, the bacon sandwich you asked for. Woah…! Hold on there! Where’s that going?? Don’t you think that’s a bit too much? I’m all for trying new things but bacon??? Now, if you said a prickly-shaped thing that looks like a horsechestnut shell…well now we’re talking!!”
Makes my cream egg one look a bit tame. (messy)
ST Don’t worry about going deeper into the Woods, it’s the only way to get to the other side and we will all look after you.
Xxxxx