Well I’m thinking of starting a new trend with eyebrow feathers and a hump, I think it will be THE trend for winter 2011.
Morning woodies, I went on patrol last night with my dog Dunnit and I found PB in a clearing warbling and practicing his scales, doh re mi fa so etc etc, and NE was also bouncing about as he’s so excited as his Deal or No Deal has been going out ‘live’ on TV and allegedly its a success, sorry to have to inform you but they are planning on ‘entertaining’ (I use the term lightly) us in the JM one evening, PB singing songs from Mama Mia and NE doing what he does best… annoying us lol.
Dunnit bit them both on the bum, hopefully they won’t be able to sit down for a while and can’t concentrate on their plans.
Eunice x
Oh no I think we will have to patrol the JM with flame throwers for a bit to persuade them that entertaining us is not a good idea. Well done to Dunnit for biting them on the bum.
Anyone want to join me for a hair-hunt? I’m looking for a badger-like spelt… and all sorts of stray hair do’s and eyebrows and merkins and… Oh, who knows what we could find??? When we’ve collected bag fulls of lost hair, we could all have fun trying to work out who’s they are… especially after a few in the JM! (WITHOUT entertainment! We’ll make our own!) Jane
Hi Woodies,
been trawling back so I dont appear thick,have given up, who the hell is NE???and PB???
Mavis
NE is Noel Edmunds and PB is Pierce Brosnan hence him not being allowed to sing after his performance in Mamma Mia
Mavis, the anti Noel Edmunds feeling stems from his patronising comments to a lady (who’d had cancer) when she was on his game show - see share.breastcancercare.org.uk/forum/noel-edmunds%C7%83-t30466.html
He’s since become a whipping boy and figure of general abuse in the woods. At one time we had him concreted into the MX Marsh up to his neck and shaved him bald, then used him as a stepping stone or just generally took out our frustrations on him. You get the picture…
Oh, and we also sometimes have JS at our beck and call - that’s Jason Statham.
Jane xxx
Thanks for info,cant stand that programme especially when they have silly theme days to tart up the show,actually JS has just helped me hang all the badger pelts and Merkins on the fairy lights round the JM bar,there is a fair mingling of knitted merkins some of you obviously have been so so bored of late,putting up with Tax SE’s.
(((hugs )))Mavis
Oooo and I forgot, Captain Jack visits the woods occasionally too!
Now Captain Jack is worth hanging around for…just keep him away from PB.
We are quite an intolerant lot in the woods.
I found the rope ladder today that helped me climb out of the TAX pit - good to be back in the woods - the air feels fresh and cool on my baldy head. Looking forward to some frolicking over the next 14 days.
Think I have found the same rope ladder I too am out the tax pit it was a fairly grim week,hope those gremlins dont push me back in,Soddit abd Buggerit get working,unfortunately sleep pattern gone awry,Wow Supertrouper you are right the air is great on a baldy head,hope my next 14 days is fun as well,climbing that rope ladder has knackered my finger ends,think I need some soothing mud from the MX marshes,suppose to have healing properties,might give it a try??
Love and Light Mavis
Good morrow.
I’m currently struggling to get out of Mx Marsh, I’m in Tamoxifen Towers, up Herceptin Hill and in the Seroma Swamp.
How can I be in so many places at once? Grrr.
Please re-paint the fingerposts to help me find the lagoon and patisserie yurt as I have navigation fatigue.
Hiya all
Ninja, I’m giving you a hand out of the Mx Marsh and I’m right behind you, HUP up you go, now I’m climbing out myself need a bit of R&R by the lagoon before I found out where I’m going next. M
just follow the lovely smells Ninja… Roast Pumpkin soup today… fresh homemade bread… I can see you! You’re coming the right way…
Ooooooo fresh bread my favourite, have you got real butter and a lovely strong Cheddar please ?
I’m on my way, make way for one massively greedy person coming through, bread, butter, strong cheddar, oooooooo better than an orgasm that is (virtual of course lol).
Eunice x
Saphy, you haven’t been married long enough to be making comments like that - you’re still supposed to be in the honeymoon phase. You need to give it at least a little bit longer before you get so cynical!!
Jane xxx
Lol Jane, we’d been living together for 11 years before getting married, blimey just realised that was 4 months yesterday, how time flies when your having fun eh !
Eunice x
OK you’re excused then. 11 years is plenty long enough to get cynical! We’ve been married for 20 years so I should know… Ha!
Jane xxx
Anyone else thing we should have some fresh male attendants in the woods? I am getting a bit bored of PB and NE.
Reason for me asking is because I felt well enough to go out today (shock horror) and decided to take my car up to the local handwash thingy where you basically sit in the car whilst two people wash your car! (neat idea - could catch on) I haven’t been since dx back in May and it must have changed hands. Now being run by two greek brothers, both who could pass for Richard Fairbrass (remember him out of Right Said Fred??) We had a fair bit of cheeky banter and I came away with a twinkle in my eyes and a lovely sparkling car.
I’ve put a link to the original video for Richard Fairbrass below. Let me know what you think.
any new men (virtual of course) sound fun to me! I agree… NE’s definitely past his sell by date and PB isn’t what he was (which of us are???) I think we could do with a comedian for when we feel down… as long as he doesn’t mind being in the stocks for trying to make us laugh when we’re feeling grim/grumpy!