Good idea twinny 
wittering indeed…well I do like a good witter!!!..what do you call a man who keeps changing identities?..EXOH…oh no…I know it’s halloween but we’re not going into that one apple…yes…fancy dress…great idea…we can feed them toblerones…and we can get some glitterberry juice in stock…they like that…quite a lot actually…I’ll be a witch…YD has a costume somewhere…I’ll pour my body into that and cover all the bulgy bits with the cape…have to have false nails as mine won’t grow now…they keep snapping off…we can get a few punts to go up and down the canal with halloween green and orange lights on…fester twins sounds great…got some spare lightbulbs for his party trick…Nannab…have been baby…well 4 yr old…sitting…all week…work wouldn’t give ED the time off…am doing last shift tomorrow and then sat night as well…so will have to keep popping back to NED myself…ED is off to drool over James Bond in new movie with her BF so we’re home alone with beloved grandchild…I hope he goes to bed…no chance!!!
Ooooh don,t forget real name for tonight is Sahmain…I think…and All souls day tomorrow…now as i remember… At 12 if you place your shoes in the form of a T at the foot of your bed your true love you will see…hope it.s not NE orPB…onwards to the J M for drinkies xxx
All this talk of fancy dress has reminded me that I have to finish my costume for a party in NED. I am going as Cruella Devill from 101 dalmations.
Going to spend the rest of the week sleeping in my tent in the woods - need a break from NED as I have my 6 month check up on Friday and my back is hurting - can’t help but worry about why!!
Come on Buggeritt and FECKIT - HEAL!!
do Buggerrit and FECKIT get to dress up too??? Put the Worry down and run away quickly - I’ll zap it! and pick up Positivethinking… i know she’s unreliable, but she’s good while she’s here…
party soudns fab… just going down the towpath to Benchland to see how it goes there… ttfn…
J xx
shoes in the shape of a T…go on then…might see David Tennant afterall or gorgeous Colin Firth…
PB is quite nice to look at as well…as long as he keeps quiet…
Evening ladies…ideas needed to decorate the JM for the party this weekend…
Party??? have I missed something?..
Looove parties:)…Tis Bonfire time…so could have lots of cut outs of fireworks…Oh and a make believe guy on Bonfire that looks like NE:)), well cool…
Had bit of depressed day today and beenin googleland…googleland is not good…however wallowed for a bit…borrowed positivethinking and am ok again now…am hoping sleep fairy doesn’t desert me at 3am again…she’s been a right pain this week…poor OH was asleep so soundly again had to check he was alive again…think he is getting teensy bit fed up of this…oh well. Bit chilly tonight, need extra cat over when retire to tent.
Supertrouper…of you need a dalmation to go with Cruella you can borrow my Spotty PJ.s xxx
Kitty - AVOID googleland! It’s full of mis-information! Most of the sites quote old stats that would frighten you to death… stick with reputable ones like MacMillan and this one… please… Googleland does your head in, and we need you OK for The Party!!! Please can I NOT do fancy dress?? SO bad at it… I could always dress up as a vicar…
Jane xx
i hate fancy dress too and am rubbish at it lolo…so will be dalmation in my oversize PJ… Thought of doing SineadOconnor (how we laughed)…but prefer to be Dalmation :))))
Evening Woodies. I have been checking out the Woods in Scotland for a couple of weeks…glorious colours and fantastic weather. I am now back to the Land of NED and about to cut down the worry tree. Helpers needed please. I don’t seem to be making too much headway by myself. All because of a common cough that before BC I would have ignored. How silly to notice so many aches and pains now I am no longer enjoying a busy life. No doubt doing an enormous amount of ironing tomorrow will make my neck ache worse… I think I need dear Soddit for a cuddle Jane. “Heal boy”…
Supertrouper. I think you need a medal for looking after so many pouches … especially those that leave puddles everywhere!
All those having chemo etc sleep well and I am so glad you are keeping tne Woods populated.
I am off to get a Kiwi fruit or dozen.
Cackles xx
Hey Cackles…grab the other half of this saw…now…one…two…three…backwards and forwards…we’ll soon have this tree down…we’re having a party on sat for halloween…we’ve invited the ladies from benchland…fancy dress optional…see you there?..I wondered where you had gone…thought you were v busy in NED…hope you had a good hol…I have visits from the bad fairies…paranoia and her evil twin…hyperchondria…they worry me in the wee small hours when I have aches and pains I would’ve otherwise have ignored before so you’re not on your own there…all the support you need is here for you…enjoy your kiwi fruit…
Hi Ladies, nannabarb (thank you) posted this thread to me. Your posts are very funny. Hello from a newby. Have good days and bad days - Iv stayed away from googling anything to do with BC as iv been taking the advice of other users. Googled my local support group instead.
Apple, just saw your post from a couple of days back, yes she is my beautiful 3.5 month old grandaughter, the BCC wotsit very kindly edited my bald head out without me having do do a thing!
As for decs, I have some left over Hallowe’en bunting I made for the shop where I work and some nice spiders web voile we can hang in swags
GIJane Kittyqueen, the beauty of virtual parties is that EVERYONE is fab at fancy dress and looks fantastic !! and Kitty, with you on the Cat Warmers, I have two, indispensible.
See you all tomorrow night, off to the JM now for a quick one (or two…)
Hi Caroline! (waving) welcome to the woods. Selective Internet connection in the woods, it won’t let you google anything other than cocktail recipes and online shoe sites 
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I’ll bake some brownies for the party & am a dab hand at face painting should anyone require it for their costume Looking forward to it lots! X
Aaahh…she’s gorgeous nb…welcome Caroline…pitch your tent wherever you like…here’s a 2 fingered flag…hoist it outside …2 fingers to cancer…my tent is the one with the bloomers flying…and a flag…we have cow printed tents…ladies with cats…bring your pets…no daleks allowed but I’m quite partial to David Tennant…we’re having a party tomorrow…for our neighbours in benchland…fancy dress optional…it’s at our local…the JM…just follow the sound of revelry and you will find us…we all like a drinkie or three…there are nests in the yew trees…the woods are well sign posted so you will soon find your way around…if you are having a bad day…there is always tomorrow…and DON’T…go to google land…it’s scary there and all the info is out of date…BCC land is where good info lives…or Mcmillan land…that’s good as well…there’s lots of support in these here woods so make sure you visit us often…Bunting…brill…brownies…fantastic…hide them from my daughter or there won’t be any left…face painting?..go on then…
Sleep fairies eluding a few of us tonight then???