What happens when the music stops??
Depends where you are.
If youâre in the CBA beanbags you just shuffle a bit and mumble ânah, canât be ar, erm, botheredâ under your breath.
If youâre on the ******g furious bench, you leap up and down and scream âwho turned off the ******g music!!!â
If youâre on the guilty bench, you reach for the tissues and feel more guilty than you did before because someone else was out instead of you. Or because you didnât try hard enough so youâre out. Whichever, you feel a bit more guilty and then sit down again.
If youâre on the snoozing bench, you just snort a little, roll over and give a little snore.
If youâre on the had enough of this bench, you stomp off muttering âIâm not playing any more!â. And then sit back down on the bench.
If youâre on the weâre all equal bench, nobodyâs out and the game starts again.
If youâre on the fat b******s bench, you stay where you are and reach for another cake.
If youâre on the is it me? bench, you automatically leave the game.
If youâre on the sad bench, burst into tears immediately and use up all the tissues.
If youâre on the my ohâs a b****** bench, turn to said OH and hit him hard, screaming âYOU did this, itâs all your fault!â
Choccie that explains it!!! I got OH to lift me off the benchâŠsorry beanbag/sâŠwell he is a powerlifter⊠I then pulled myself together & started packing, happy to report 4 cases lined up in the dining room!!!..guilt, what guiltâŠturn the music up!!
Spendablenda not sure if the music stops??? do we just keep moving benches? does anyone know, does the music stop???
Jeanette X
crossed posts with choccie??!!
Edited to say just read properly choccies post and now I think we should have a hysterical bench, perhaps with one of choccies spare buckets in case we don;t make the looâŠsorry TMI but the old crock impressions mean itâs tough to get up the stairs in a hurry??? XX
Edited again to say I am heading back to the guilty bench for not reading choccies post properly first time!!!
J, youâre not allowed on there. Iâm on the guilty bench! Itâs all my fault, I edited the post because I couldnât remember all the benches, so Iâm guilty because I couldnât remember, and because I edited the post, and because it made you feel guilty and, well, just BECAUSE!!!
Oh. I think I moved onto the ******g furious bench without noticing! Ooops!
Just want to know ⊠on the âits my fault I got cancer benchâ ⊠do you have to be wearing yellow wellies? Cos it is my fault but dont have yellow wellies??
Starting to sound like these benches are made out trees that have come down in the âdark, dark woodsâ! Nothing wrong with that - the recycling lowers our carbon footprint and gives us less to feel guilty about.
Dx
Choccie, IâM ON THE GUILTY BENCH!!! or is it the furious bench??? Is there a âtime for a snack benchâ with those plastic boxes underneath full of goodies??? âŠperhaps not or the guilty bench will collapse under the weight!!!
Im just happy to have my tastebuds return, and keep eating to make sure??? Oh no now I feel guilty for having tastebuds (after 9 weeks of everything tasting YUK)
I AM CONFUSED⊠Will it be the snack or guilty bench , the fat bench?? now I feel like cryingâŠthe sad one âŠChoccieâŠHELP, send me to a benchâŠI need to sit down!!!JX
Edited to say Phew! D, you have just added aâthere, there feel betterâ bench XX
J - and donât forget these are turning into musical benches, so weâll all get lots of exercise! And because everyone will be moving about so much, weâll all make new friends and never get bored of the old ones.
Dx
Ah yes good pointâŠthat impression of an elephant is me lumbering off to the âthere,there feel betterâ benchâŠAaah!!!..but the snack bench is still callingâŠ!!! pass the earplugs!! XX
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Donât get me started! Unfortunately, all the cheesy/obvious ones immediately spring to mindâŠ
I will survive - GG
Always look on the bright side of life! Monty Python
Reasons to cheerful (part 3) - Ian drury et al
lol
Ok move over Chocciemuffin I am back again on the crazy lady sobbing bench, my breakdowns are always very public (only had 3 but feels a lot more) so feel a bit guilty about that. I was in town yesterday and there was a small show taking place by a childrens dance company, as I stood watching the kids I started to feel very tearful and before I knew it the tears began to fall. OMG whatâs wrong with me??? I did not know anyone in the show, what was I blubbering for??? Beat a hasty retreat. Then was reading the posts about the music and thought straight away about Abbaâs Dancing Queen, started blubbering once more. This tamoxifen has a lot to answer for. X
Definitely stop all your sobbing- the pretenders- for katytcâs sobbing benchâŠbarbara striesand guilty?? for the guilty benchâŠor are they also too obvious??X J
How about Tammy Wynetteâs D.I.V.O.R.C.E. for the âmy ohâs an a**eâ benchâŠ?
And âstand by your manâ also by Tammy W for the âOH is a diamondâ bench?? or does having a diamond OH put us right back on the guilty bench??? âŠAnd so it begins again⊠XX
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W-O-M-A-N. Iâll say it againâŠ
Lay your blanket on the the Ground
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
!!!
Donât know so much about âIf I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?â, more like âIf YOU said I had a beautiful body Iâd take you to Specsaversâ!
Another bench suggestion⊠âI Know I should be gratefulâŠbutâŠâ?? posted my woes on the post I put up asking if anyone ached more after chemo??? Cant explain againâŠI havent any energy todayâŠfeeling super mizâŠcan you believe it when itâs my 13th wedding anniv, bank hol and I go on my holiday of a lifetime this week??? Wots up with me???JX